Support Audio Smut!

For the next few weeks, CKUT 90.3FM will be holding it's annual funding drive to help cover their operating costs. Worthy cause people! Radio is freefreefree and the content on this station is awesome and envelope-pushing, so show your appreciation in a manner that will sustain this collective, community-based enterprise!

For my part, I'm planning to support the sex-positive radio show, Audio Smut. The program airs the first Wednesday of every month between 6-7pm and can listened to on the dial, on-line or via podcast. I wish I could embed their sexy mp3 incentive that's being sent around...alas Wordpress ain't having it! Update: But don't listen to me, listen to them moan it out!

Incentives:

• More about Audio Smut: Audio Smut is a racy radio show exploring the vast terrain of sexuality. We are a feminist collective of sex positive activists who are committed to finding creative ways of challenging notions of decency. We’re here to shake things up, moan in your ears, and provoke your inner pervert.
• # 2 Radio Show in Montreal 2010!!!
  
• Honourable Mention in Best Radio Show category, Best of Montreal, 2009.
• Consider donating to CKUT. It costs 60$ an hour to keep the radio broadcasting. Every bit counts.
• Call 514.907.9424 to pledge or online. Make sure to say you are pledging to Audio Smut

• The highest donor will get this signed poster from Buck Angel.

• Post originally published on Amber's site.

Up Yours Benefit for Lickety Split this Friday!

Cum on out this Friday, September 3rd for a dance party in support of Lickety Split!

Where:
Cabaret Playhouse
5656 Avenue du Parc
11 pm to 3am

With:
Deejays
Like the wolf
cat-a-strofik
...et invitées

5$ pwyc
fundraiser for lickety split smut zine

FB event

UP YOURS! Fundraiser for G20 Legal Defense Fund - This Friday

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DJS:
ALEX HEGGIE
BOBBY
VINCENT DOYLE
TOBOGGAN
CATASTROFIK
MUSCLEMAN

TOO MUCH FUN, NOT ENOUGH TIME.

This party is a fundraiser for the g20 legal defense fund! Come show your love for those who are still in jail, were detained, or anyone on the streets of Toronto (or those who think about them) and....take your clothes off.


Five dollars suggested donation at the door. All proceeds go to the g20 legal defense fund.

Friday, June 16
Doors 11 pm
The Playhouse
5656 Avenue du Parc

Facebook event

For more information on how you can help - join this group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=108249109226598

Lickety Split smut zine Presents: Make Love to that Mic Girl! All female MC night!!!

Our last party was so wicked and awesome that we thought we would keep going with the theme, except this time we actually have real live female MCs.
Yes! they are REAL and Yes! they are alive!

Performances By:
Giselle Numba One
http://www.myspace.com/gisellenumbaone

VERA w/ ROLYWRA

T-Cup
http://www.myspace.com/tcupyo

9pm
$5-10 Donations which all go straight into funding out next launch (we are more than half way there!)

Come out and support you local female MCs and indy porn!

*** The is an early show, punctuality is appreciated***

Friday, Feb 12
Green Room/Salon Vert
5386 St-Laurent
8:30pm-12 pm
$5-10 Sliding scale donation at the door

FB event

Up Yours! Benefit for Lickety Split this Friday!

Have you ever seen Richard Simmons so excited? Yes folks, it's all because of sex positive pansexual smut!!

PERFORMANCES BY:
VINCENT LOEB-CHEVAL HAY
JORDAN A
TIANA
DIDITV

DJS:
4ever20
DISCOGEEK
CATASTROFIK
MUSCLEMAN

DOORS AT TEN
PERFORMANCES AT ELEVEN THIRTY
EVERYBODY NAKKID BY TWELVE
PROCEEDS GO TO LICKETY SPLIT SMUT ZINE

FAGAGATY ASS FRIDAYS!!!!

Head and Hands and The Playhouse present...
FaGAGAty Ass Fridays:
Lady GaGa Night!!!!

More Gaga than you can shake a disco stick at. Faggity Ass Fridays promises to deliver the ultimate Gaga tribute video: real life edition. Bring your wigs, your bodysuits, and well, whatever crazy thing you want to append to your body down to the Playhouse for a night of just dancin’ and bad romancin’.

DRESS UPPPPP! (cuz you're a freak bitch, baby!)

As always, money raised from this monthly event goes directly to the Sense Project, Head & Hands’ inclusive, holistic sex education program. For more info, see www.senseproject.org and www.headandhands.ca.

Lady Gaga tribute cabaret:
Miss Cookies
Johnny Forever
Daniel Dance
Kitty Van Dyke
nancyboy vicious
Stefan LeDude
The Insatiable Ana Key

Hosted by: Douche La Douche

Commune and consume with RPM
http://rovingpartymachine.wordpress.com/

DJ Like the Wolf
DJ Fucks
OCDJ

Friday, January 29th 2010
10pm-3am
The Playhouse (5656 Avenue du Parc)
$10 suggested donation; all money goes to the Sense Project

Smut on the Dance Floor: The Nasty Ass Bitches Edition!

All female MC night (say whaaaaatttt?!?)
Yeah, that's right we are having one throw down to big ups all the female MC's out there!
So cum and bump n' grind to all your favorite ladies for your favorite zine.

On the ones and twos we have:
MLBRN
Muscle Man
Noisy Nora
Salivation Army
Flying Love Muffins'
And More!

Tell your friends, aunts and g-ma's about the hottest party thrown by the hottest little zine that could.
All proceeds from the event go directly into funding our next launch.

As always, we would love to have volunteers helps us out, so if anyone is interested please feel free to contact us!

Friday, January 22nd
11 pm-4 am @ Silver Door
6502 Avenue du Parc

NOT A BYOB EVENT

FB event: http://www.facebook.com/sarah.beall?ref=profile#/event.php?eid=259710434216&ref=mf

Donate to Lickety Split! Make the Work Issue Work!

You heard those classy ladies!

Each issue of Lickety Split smut zine costs $3,000 to make!

In just two short months, Lickety Split has managed to raise $900 toward our next issue, but now WE NEED YOUR HELP to really bring home the bacon and make LS #8 happen!

How much dough do we need to raise?

Well, folks, we need to make $2,000 by March 1st in order to meet our scheduled launch date later that month.

What can you do for us?

How sweet of you to ask!

First of all y'all can keep being your awesome, sex positive, smut loving selves! We love you and want you to know it!

Next, you can keep coming out to our events! Lickety Split will be having two (yes, two!!!) dance parties/fundraisers in the month of January and we highly encourage you to cum and get down with us.

Finally, you can make a donation!

No matter how small, every single penny you give goes directly toward printing our next issue, and ensuring that sex positive pansexual smut is readily available to those who simply can't envision a world without it!

$5, $10, $20...well, you heard the lady with the martini!

Nothing you're able to give is too big or small.

Go to the link on the upper right hand corner of this very blog and help give the gift of sex positive pansexual smut to the masses!

From the bottom of our hungry hearts and heaving bosoms, thank you!!!!

XXX
Lickety Split smut zine

P.S. As additional thanks, everyone who donates will have the opportunity to have their name listed on the site and possibly our underwear!

Lurve Notes + Smut on the Dance Floor!

Dearest Lickety Loverrrs,

As you may have already heard, this is an exhilarating time for everyone's little-smut-zine-that-could! Lickety Split has been opening wide over the past few months to accommodate some new steady partners, as well as a couple of friends with benefits, and that's only the beginning of the sexy escapades to cum!

The love and sexy bum pats that Lickety Split receives from it's readers, fans and contributors is overwhelming, and we'd like to return that love by ensuring the zine will be around to dampen your undies and tent your pants for years to come!!!

What most people might be surprised to learn, is that up to this point, Lickety Split has been essentially non-profit. While we're certainly not in the smut zine racket to make the big bucks, as a publication that has been primarily self-published (read: credit cards) our sustainability is being threatened at the same time that our content and printing process has improved.

Under the inspired purvy-ness of Mz. Amber Goodwyn, Mz. Kathleen KR and their sticky handful of naughty volunteers, Montreal's premiere smut zine has grown from a black and white xerox affair with a small print run, to to a colourful and sexy slice with a 1000 copy print run and an international readership!

Not wanting to compromise the quality smut you've come to expect from Lickety Split, we're turning to you--our readership, fans and volunteers--to donate, help us fundraise and promote awareness about the precious but essential commodity that is sex positive expression and thought.

As we near the March release of Lickety Split #8: The Work Issue, we invite you to join us at our primary fundraising event, Smut on the Dance Floor! The Heavy Petting/Dirty Dancing edition! All proceeds from this event go directly toward printing the next issue.

XXX
Sarah Beall
Curator and Project Manager, Lickety Split smut zine

For information, or to make a donation, please email: Sarah@licketysplitzine.com

UP YOURS-BENEFIT FOR STELLA

performance a 23h15:

FROSTED LEMON COWARDS MOTHER FUCKERS!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=138876034451&ref=ts

BURLESQUE PERFORMANCES AFTER

DANCING LATER
djs:
DJ FATTY CLITZ & DERELICT
LIKE THE WOLF
MUSCLEMAN
CATASTROFIK

FIVE DOLLARS SUGGESTED
PROCEEDS GO TO STELLA! SHOW YOUR LOVE!
http://www.chezstella.org/

!!!!!!!

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT STELLA

Lickety Split Presents: Smut on the dance floor!!!

This is our first monthly dance party fundraiser. Excited? Because we are!

Come out to WOOF bar to support DIY publishing, and our sex positive community of writers, artists and performers.
Indulge your inner/outer exhibitionist/voyeur/dancer with the sexiest peeps to walk the block.

It will be a booty shaking, pelvic grinding, sweaty body touching, luscious lip kissing, naughty nipple showing good time.

The marvelous musical stylings of:
DJ Noisy Nora
DJ Muscle Man
DJ Mitz
DJ Horsecock
Supr Fossl Powr
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wait, there's more!
Dirty Photo Booth
Peep Show
Kissing Booth
AND...
CHEAP BOOZE!!!!!!

$5 Dollars at the door and all proceeds go to fund our next launch!

PS. If anyone is interested in volunteering let us know!
PSS. Tell all your friends too!

Specifics:

Friday, October 23
10 pm-3 am
WOOF Bar, 1661 Ste-Catherine, E.
Metro Papineau

Contact: sarah@licketysplitzine.com

Radical Queer Semaine Fundraiser, 2009

x Radical Queer Semaine Fundraiser, 2009 x

Event: Saturday, January 17th, 2009, 9pm-3am
Location: Comité social centre sud, 1710 Beaudry, Montreal

Featuring a performance by emerging artist Danny Gaudreault, and
post-sexual hot tunes by DJs Mécanik and Jonnybonnyrock

Radical Queer Semaine invites one and all to a night of performance and sweaty sexy dancing at the Comité social centre sude, 1710 Beaudry, Montreal. $10 suggested donation, no one turned away. All proceeds go to the week of events, actions, workshops, and general pro-queer inclusive arty mahem known as Radical Queer Semaine. For our Facebook group please see "Radical Queer Week 2009 -La semaine des Queers radicaux 09".

The Queer Semaine Radicaux is a group of individuals working together, and hoping to collaborate with as many people and groups as possible towards creating a week of events, workshops, community based direct action, local visual and performance art productions,food sharing, and getting our anti-oppression freak on.

Ideas/submissions for Radical Queer Semaine so far:
- All-ages queer punk show
- Video projections and slumber party night
- Queer winter carnival (fruitcake breakfast, trash figure skating in
Parc Lafontaine, queer ice sculptures in Vieux-Porc, high heel races in
the snow...)
- Art expos and zine walls
- Radical queer dimanche (local performance art!)
- Valentine's Day pansexual play party in collab with Against the Wall
collective
- Tons of interactive workshops
- [Insert your idea here] ...or send it to
radical.queer.semaine@gmail.com
- And sooooo much much much more!


Contact: radical.queer.semaine@gmail.com

Nude Dudes deck of cards needs your help to get printed!!

Hi there Nude Dudes and friends... Over the past few months we’ve collected some amazing shots from some fantastic models, and now we’re hoping to get our final product (a smokin' deck of cards featuring local goods) printed for early fall.

But sexy decks don’t come cheap, so Lickety Split is going to be holding some bake sale fundraisers around the city over the next few weeks.

We’d love to get some of the models out to each bake sale to “showcase their wares”, if you catch our drift… the drift being to hang out at our goody stand and dress (or undress) a little sexy. Friends and fans of Lickety Split are also cordially invited to come sex up the joint.

Contributions to the pile of baked goodies for sale are also more than welcome.

And yikes – our first sale is coming up this Sunday, folks! Please consult the schedule below and get back to us at k@licketysplitzine.com if there’s a date in there that tickles your fancy. Details as to exact locations coming soon…

1 – Sunday, August 24 from 2-5 pm in the Mile End area.
2 – Saturday, August 30 from 2-5 pm for Radical Frosh
3 – Friday, September 5 from noon-3 pm by Concordia downtown.
4 – Friday, September 12 from 5-8 pm in the Village