The Honeysuckle Strip Spelling Bee

The Honeysuckle Strip Spelling Bee is like Strip Poker. Only it's a spelling bee. & it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers & hecklers who want to see some smart & sexy skin. One by one, participants are asked to spell a word. If they get it right, they make it through to the next round. If they get it wrong, they must striptease an item of clothing off, and that is considered their first "strike". A second strike means 2 items off. A third strike means 3 items come off. Once a speller is naked, they are out of the competition. The winner takes home $50.

Saturday, March 21st, 2009 at The Mainline theatre
3997 st-laurent blvd. (just south of duluth)
$6 at the door

Doors at 10:00
Sign-up at 10:30 sharp (Note, we will cap the number of spellers at 25)
Bee at 11 PM

Sock Puppet Party!

It's a Sock Puppet Party!

Basically, people come with sock puppets that they made, and the sock puppets are allowed to say the things that the people don't normally say. Essentially, it's an id on your arm.

And everyone, to come in, has to agree to this, that some sock puppet might say something outlandish to them. However, people will have their own sock puppets that can say something equally outlandish in response.

Later on in the evening, when peoples' sock puppets are good and drunk, there will be a sock puppet Speech Session, whereby people will bring their sock puppets up on stage to the microphone, and the sock puppets are allowed to sound off on whatever they want to talk about.

Le Cagibi (the backroom)
5490 Boul. St-Laurent
Sunday, October 12, 2008
9 PM onwards.
$3 at the door.

WARNING: No one will be allowed in unless accompanied by a sock puppet. A sock puppet is essential. Even if it's a simple one - like, a sports sock with two black-marker X's for eyes.

Additionally, if you have any spare socks that have no partner (due to laundry tragedies), please bring them so that sock-less participants can benefit.

By Perpetual Emotion Machine Productions

Love Letter Open Mic Night this Sunday!

Free! Bring things to read to strangers who want to know
the depths the heart can go, the lengths the heart will stretch,
the turns that love can wrench, the size that love can inflate,
the warmth that love can create.

Or, read things that show how love is shitty sometimes.

All this at Le Cagibi. 5490 Boul. St-Laurent (corner St-Viateur)
8PM.
Free!

Whether it's one you've given or gotten, written to an actual partner or imaginary one, whether it's an email or phone message, scrbbled on a napkin or on the skin, all heartfelt messages of love, affection and lust are welcome at Love Letter Night. Bring your letters, sealed with a kiss, and share them on stage!

Free!