Lickety Split Dance Parties Are Back, Y'All!

Lickety Split smut zine & Cabaret Faux Pas present:
Dance! Too Much Booty in the Pants!

Asses are awesome. So, let's celebrate the jiggly, the perky, the firm, the bubble, the 'damn gurl you been working out, and all the big booty bitches out there in the world with a serious-ass dance party (see what I just did there).

Booty shaking tunes will be provided by:
Suzie Lovelace
Like the Wolf
Salivation Army

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

$5 pwyc

Profits go to the next issue of Licket Split!!!!

Saturday, January 22
11:00pm - 3:00am
House of Faux Pas

927 Ave Mont Royal E Apt. A

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Everyone Can Booty Bounce!

Thank You!

Hey Guys,

Thanks to all of you who have been supporting Lickety Split over the last few months by coming to our dance parties. Last night's Spring Break '98 party was a huge success and we're feeling cool as cucumbers about being able to cover our printing costs.

XXX
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P.S. For those of you who couldn't make it or simply want to relive all the 90s awesomeness, here is a classic that had me dancing like nobody's business!

Lickety Split Smut zine presents: Smut on the Dance Floor-Spring Break '98 Edition!!!!

Bust out that old neon bikini or the speedo that has been forgotten about and left in the back of your drawer because it is Spring Break!
OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!

We are so close to meeting our fundraising goal for our next issue so we need YOU to come out and support us and get your dancing groove on to some rockin' 90's tunes, because a proper spring break only really exists in the 90's.

The 20th of March is the first day of spring so I think a dance party is in order.

The dancing starts at midnight, with bands at 11 pm.

DJs
Muscle man
Cat-a-Strofik

Le Belmont
$5-10 (100% of profits go directly into pitching tents and keeping panties wet)


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
It's going to be awesome!!!!!!

The Finer Details:
Saturday, March 20th, 2010
11 pm-3 am
Le Belmont
4483 St-Laurent (near rue Mont-Royal)

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Lickety Split smut zine Presents: Make Love to that Mic Girl! All female MC night!!!

Our last party was so wicked and awesome that we thought we would keep going with the theme, except this time we actually have real live female MCs.
Yes! they are REAL and Yes! they are alive!

Performances By:
Giselle Numba One
http://www.myspace.com/gisellenumbaone

VERA w/ ROLYWRA

T-Cup
http://www.myspace.com/tcupyo

9pm
$5-10 Donations which all go straight into funding out next launch (we are more than half way there!)

Come out and support you local female MCs and indy porn!

*** The is an early show, punctuality is appreciated***

Friday, Feb 12
Green Room/Salon Vert
5386 St-Laurent
8:30pm-12 pm
$5-10 Sliding scale donation at the door

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Smut on the Dance Floor: The Nasty Ass Bitches Edition!

All female MC night (say whaaaaatttt?!?)
Yeah, that's right we are having one throw down to big ups all the female MC's out there!
So cum and bump n' grind to all your favorite ladies for your favorite zine.

On the ones and twos we have:
MLBRN
Muscle Man
Noisy Nora
Salivation Army
Flying Love Muffins'
And More!

Tell your friends, aunts and g-ma's about the hottest party thrown by the hottest little zine that could.
All proceeds from the event go directly into funding our next launch.

As always, we would love to have volunteers helps us out, so if anyone is interested please feel free to contact us!

Friday, January 22nd
11 pm-4 am @ Silver Door
6502 Avenue du Parc

NOT A BYOB EVENT

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Lurve Notes + Smut on the Dance Floor!

Dearest Lickety Loverrrs,

As you may have already heard, this is an exhilarating time for everyone's little-smut-zine-that-could! Lickety Split has been opening wide over the past few months to accommodate some new steady partners, as well as a couple of friends with benefits, and that's only the beginning of the sexy escapades to cum!

The love and sexy bum pats that Lickety Split receives from it's readers, fans and contributors is overwhelming, and we'd like to return that love by ensuring the zine will be around to dampen your undies and tent your pants for years to come!!!

What most people might be surprised to learn, is that up to this point, Lickety Split has been essentially non-profit. While we're certainly not in the smut zine racket to make the big bucks, as a publication that has been primarily self-published (read: credit cards) our sustainability is being threatened at the same time that our content and printing process has improved.

Under the inspired purvy-ness of Mz. Amber Goodwyn, Mz. Kathleen KR and their sticky handful of naughty volunteers, Montreal's premiere smut zine has grown from a black and white xerox affair with a small print run, to to a colourful and sexy slice with a 1000 copy print run and an international readership!

Not wanting to compromise the quality smut you've come to expect from Lickety Split, we're turning to you--our readership, fans and volunteers--to donate, help us fundraise and promote awareness about the precious but essential commodity that is sex positive expression and thought.

As we near the March release of Lickety Split #8: The Work Issue, we invite you to join us at our primary fundraising event, Smut on the Dance Floor! The Heavy Petting/Dirty Dancing edition! All proceeds from this event go directly toward printing the next issue.

XXX
Sarah Beall
Curator and Project Manager, Lickety Split smut zine

For information, or to make a donation, please email: Sarah@licketysplitzine.com

Heavy Petting/Dirty Dancing Sneak Peek!

Last Sunday, after some marathon expozine tabling, the Lickety crew got together to eat, talk dirty, and make tails and ears for our upcoming Smut on the dance floor: Heavy Petting/Dirty Dancing edition. Luckily, Jacqsploitation was there to capture the moment.



Hot pink and black donkey ears, say what?!

I'm so excited for this event, I can barely contain it!

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Ok, for some reason the full width of the video isn't completely workin' on the blog, so check out Jacqsplotation's awesome youtube page for the super shiny, high def, kick in the pants version and be prepared to develop a serious crush on the filmmaker.

Lickety Split smut zine Presents: Smut on the Dance Floor!!! Heavy Petting/ Dirty Dancing!!!

An animal themed dance party/fundraiser!!

Get in touch with your animal instincts and feel the heat as you bump, grind, scratch and sniff the night away in support of DIY publishing and sex positive smut!

This event will include such delights as:
Dirty Photo Booth
Kissing Booth
Peep Show
Drink Specials
Animal themed pinata filled with naughty contents and collectibles
Pin the tail on the real live donkey
Go-Go Dancing Animals (Say What!)
Furotica
Furpiles

On the ones and twos we will have the musical stylings of
DJ Ghost Riot
DJ MITZ
and much more!

First 20 people will get animal ears and/or tails.
Also, it is never too late to volunteer so feel free to contact us if you are interested.

No Fursecution y'all!

Srsly though, go-go dancing animals. Need I say more?

Friday, November 20th
10 pm - 3 am
Woof Bar
1661, Sainte-Catherine E.
Montreal, QC H2L 2J5
Papineau
$5-$10 sliding scale donation at the door
Cheap Booze!!
2 pints for $7!!!

Contact: Sarah@licketysplitzine.com
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Since 2004, Lickety Split has been curling the toes of the masses with smutty writing, art and photography--all aimed at encouraging fun and guilt-free sex positive expression and thought.

But, we certainly haven't done it alone.

Ever since the inception of the zine, Lickety Split has relied heavily on its spirited community of pansexual renegades to inspire us, fulfill our fantasies and keep the smutty party going all through the night!

Times they are a changin' and that's why we need your love like never before. Cum join our animal-themed party, shake your booty and give a little donation in celebration of the future of Lickety Split smut zine!

Smut on the Dance Floor Pics!!

Mitra lookin' sleek 'n saucy

The first edition of Smut on the Dance Floor was a smashing success! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, volunteered and contributed their time. We couldn't have done it without you!! Stay tuned for news about our next event, which is sure to be even hotter and smuttier. What an effing good time. Srsly.

XXX
Lickety Split

DJ Mitz and Lickety founder & wonder woman, Amber

Everyone gettin' down on the sweaty dance floor

Lickety's fundraiser, Julie, doing double duty as DJ Muscleman

Me and art director, Lara, vamping it up!

Supr Fossl Powr killed the dance floor

So many smiles

An amazingly fun night!

Three cheers for DIY publishing, sex positive expression and all our wicked smutsters! Whoo hoo!

Smutty Pride

Check out this rad poster for Smut on the Dance Floor, created by one amazing Katie Shamash!

Amazing.

I am so pumped!!