Sunday, February 07, 2010

Thanks, Up Yours!

Britney whips the paparazzi into a frenzy in The Visible Vagina Exhibit in NYC

Big ups to the fine folks of Up Yours for throwing such a humdinger of a soiree at Playhouse on Friday night! Thanks to their mad party throwing skills and your generous help, we were able to raise over $300 towards the next issue of Lickety Split! We're already 2/3 of the way there, smutsketeers!

Also, a huge shout out to the lovely Julie, Mitra and Lisa who have been busting their cute little asses over the past few months in order to make all these amazing parties happen. Y'all are the dream team.

XXX
Sarah

Now, in celebration, please enjoy some more pics from The Visible Vagina Exhibit happening right now at the David Nolan Gallery. I think I'll probably check it out in person when I migrate South for a week at the end of the month.

Caroll Dunham, "Untitled"

Judy Chicago, "Red Flag"

Peter Saul, "Relax Sonny"

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Lickety + Toronto Radio + Today = BFF

Dear Lovely Toronto Smutsters,

I'll be talkin' 'bout Lickety Split today on Sex City sometime between 5 and 6. Why not tune in to CIUT 89.5 FM and have a listen? I mean, if it tickles your fancy and all.

xxx
Sarah

Friday, February 05, 2010

The Only Timepiece You'll Ever Need

I'm waiting for someone to come up with an iphone app that's this direct.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Lickety Split smut zine Presents: Make Love to that Mic Girl! All female MC night!!!


Our last party was so wicked and awesome that we thought we would keep going with the theme, except this time we actually have real live female MCs.
Yes! they are REAL and Yes! they are alive!

Performances By:
Giselle Numba One
http://www.myspace.com/gisellenumbaone

VERA w/ ROLYWRA

T-Cup
http://www.myspace.com/tcupyo

9pm
$5-10 Donations which all go straight into funding out next launch (we are more than half way there!)

Come out and support you local female MCs and indy porn!

*** The is an early show, punctuality is appreciated***

Friday, Feb 12
Green Room/Salon Vert
5386 St-Laurent
8:30pm-12 pm
$5-10 Sliding scale donation at the door

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

7th Annual Anti-Valentines Day Party at the Co-op Bookstore!

Be sure to make it to this great event before you shimmy on over to Smut on the Dance Floor: Make Love to that Mic Girl! at Green Room.

Lickety Split has a long tradition of participating in events at the Co-op and although we may not be there in the sexy flesh, we will be there in spirit (and in the form of naughty projections! Whoo hoo!).

The Co-op Bookstore's 7th Annual Anti-Valentine's Day Event!
Featuring Acoustic sets by
* NIGHTWOOD
* WE'RE COMING!

Featuring Readings / Spoken Word by
* DANIEL ALLEN COX
* TERRINE FRIDAY
* LINA HARPER

Featuring Awkward silences (aka, comedy stylings) by
* Larissa "Lit Pimp" Dutil

The Co-op Bookstore will hold its seventh annual Anti-Valentine's Day Event on Friday, February 12th starting at 7:30 p.m. The event will be held at the Co-op Bookstore, located at 2150 Bishop, and will feature acoustic musical performances by Nightwood and We’re Coming; a salacious reading by local celebrity author Daniel Allen Cox, as well as spoken word by Terrine Friday, and lust-filled rants by Lina Harper. Always wanting to be a part of the fun, Larissa “Lit Pimp” Dutil will once again make everyone feel awkward with her F’d comedy stylings. Smutty visuals & artwork by local scenesters will be projected throughout the evening. This event is a co-presentation with The Women’s Studies Student Association (W.S.S.A.)

Admission is by suggested donation of $5, though no one will be turned
away. Entry donation includes one free ticket for the event's raffle.
Refreshments will also be available for a small donation.

Friday, February 12
The Co-op Bookstore
2150 Bishop
7:30 pm - 10 pm

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Audio Smut Presents: Workin' at Cleo!

Image by Vivien Lueng

Check out what sounds like an amazing hour of radio on today's edition of audio smut. Between 6 and 7 pm, on CKUT, you can hear "delicious documentaries" about:

-The Trans Beginnings of Cafe Cleopatra
-Drag Queens of Cafe Cleopatra
-Stories from the alternative arts and fetish scenes (Club sin and the Dead Dolls)

And much, much more!

Tune in to CKUT 90.3 FM or go to CKUT.ca to listen.

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Check out some of Lickety's earlier blog coverage about the developments on the lower main.

Up Yours! Benefit for Lickety Split this Friday!

Have you ever seen Richard Simmons so excited? Yes folks, it's all because of sex positive pansexual smut!!

PERFORMANCES BY:
VINCENT LOEB-CHEVAL HAY
JORDAN A
TIANA
DIDITV

DJS:
4ever20
DISCOGEEK
CATASTROFIK
MUSCLEMAN

DOORS AT TEN
PERFORMANCES AT ELEVEN THIRTY
EVERYBODY NAKKID BY TWELVE
PROCEEDS GO TO LICKETY SPLIT SMUT ZINE

Work Issue Muse: Depeche Mode's Master and Servant



In response to Jenny's enthusiastic post about Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Master and Servant," I've decided to post the original. Well known for their ability to make you think of dark, sexy, forbidden things faster than you can whisper your safe word, Depeche Mode excels at fetishizing power relations every time lead singer Dave Gahan opens his mouth.

This song and video in particular comments on the oppressive everyday power relations that make our (capitalist) world turn in a way that reflects some of the thoughts I've been having about what kind of content I'd like to include in the upcoming work issue.

Folks who take a pro-BDSM stance often talk about the way in which these everyday oppressive power relations can be subverted through sexual play. Depeche Mode says "it's a lot like life."

I think I'll be listening to this quite a bit while I try and come up with the kinkiest way possible to bring representations of capitalist exploitation to their knees in the next issue.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Misogyny 101

The National Post's editorial board has written a nice little rant on the tyranny of women's studies programs and the policies they produce. It's good to know we're so effective, hm? Cleverly, in arguing against women's studies programs, they prove why they're still needed. Very sly NP, very sly.

Link here.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

FAGAGATY ASS FRIDAYS!!!!

Head and Hands and The Playhouse present...
FaGAGAty Ass Fridays:
Lady GaGa Night!!!!

More Gaga than you can shake a disco stick at. Faggity Ass Fridays promises to deliver the ultimate Gaga tribute video: real life edition. Bring your wigs, your bodysuits, and well, whatever crazy thing you want to append to your body down to the Playhouse for a night of just dancin’ and bad romancin’.

DRESS UPPPPP! (cuz you're a freak bitch, baby!)

As always, money raised from this monthly event goes directly to the Sense Project, Head & Hands’ inclusive, holistic sex education program. For more info, see www.senseproject.org and www.headandhands.ca.

Lady Gaga tribute cabaret:
Miss Cookies
Johnny Forever
Daniel Dance
Kitty Van Dyke
nancyboy vicious
Stefan LeDude
The Insatiable Ana Key

Hosted by: Douche La Douche

Commune and consume with RPM
http://rovingpartymachine.wordpress.com/

DJ Like the Wolf
DJ Fucks
OCDJ

Friday, January 29th 2010
10pm-3am
The Playhouse (5656 Avenue du Parc)
$10 suggested donation; all money goes to the Sense Project

Saturday, January 23, 2010

New Favorite Song



Master and Servant by Nouvelle Vague

It's a lot
It's a lot
Like life

There's a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees

We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant


SEXXXY.

Went to Smut on the Dance-floor last night and had the most fun I've had in weeks! Thanks to Sarah, and Mitra, the sexy DJ's and the folks at Silver Door for creating such an amazing event. Whens the next one? Where do I sign up? And can someone remix Master and Servant? That is my new dancing dream.

-Jenny

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Interview with Mark Harris of Xtra!

A couple of weeks ago, I sat down with the lovely Mark Harris to discuss all things Lickety Split! Wearing a Diamanda Galas T-shirt, suspenders and chipped black nail polish, Mark typed furiously on his laptop as we discussed everything from the queer community in Turkey to sex work.

Check it out!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Yay for Artisticthings.com

So my friend did a nice little write up about Lickety Split for this super sweet blog artisticthings.com.
Go check out the blog and click on all the links (because girl needs to get paid!).

Here is the link to the article.

xoxo

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Smut on the Dance Floor: The Nasty Ass Bitches Edition!


All female MC night (say whaaaaatttt?!?)
Yeah, that's right we are having one throw down to big ups all the female MC's out there!
So cum and bump n' grind to all your favorite ladies for your favorite zine.

On the ones and twos we have:
MLBRN
Muscle Man
Noisy Nora
Salivation Army
Flying Love Muffins'
And More!

Tell your friends, aunts and g-ma's about the hottest party thrown by the hottest little zine that could.
All proceeds from the event go directly into funding our next launch.

As always, we would love to have volunteers helps us out, so if anyone is interested please feel free to contact us!

Friday, January 22nd
11 pm-4 am @ Silver Door
6502 Avenue du Parc

NOT A BYOB EVENT

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Submission Deadline for LS #8 ***Extended*** to March 1st, 2010

Dearest Smut-skateers,

The submission deadline for Lickety Split smut zine #8: The Work Issue has been extended to March 1st, 2010 !!!

Now you have more time than ever to perfect your smutty pitch and show us just how hard you can work it!

Keep abreast (heh) of our submission guidelines and call-out on our blog: http://bit.ly/licketyworkissue &
http://bit.ly/Licketyphotoguidelines

And, check out this little vid on what it takes to put out each issue of Lickety Split! http://bit.ly/8Yh4CK

XXX
Lickety Split smut zine

Monday, December 21, 2009

Check it out guys: Paps matter for trans men!

Monday, January 11, 2010
7:00pm - 9:00pm
Buddies In Bad Times Theatre (12 Alexander St., Toronto, ON)

Paps matter for trans men. This is a groundbreaking campaign, by and for trans men, which aims to get that message out. Come learn more, enjoy performances, meet, and mingle.

With performers including:
Felix Deak
Miss Fluffy Souffle & Fay Slift
Alec Butler

This event is FREE and wheelchair accessible. All are welcome!
Refreshments provided.

For more information: tmen.pap@gmail.com

A project of Sherbourne Health Centre
with support from Community One Foundation

Please note: the campaign website, www.checkitoutguys.ca, goes live on January 11, 2010.













































Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Donate to Lickety Split! Make the Work Issue Work!



You heard those classy ladies!

Each issue of Lickety Split smut zine costs $3,000 to make!

In just two short months, Lickety Split has managed to raise $900 toward our next issue, but now WE NEED YOUR HELP to really bring home the bacon and make LS #8 happen!

How much dough do we need to raise?

Well, folks, we need to make $2,000 by March 1st in order to meet our scheduled launch date later that month.

What can you do for us?


How sweet of you to ask!

First of all y'all can keep being your awesome, sex positive, smut loving selves! We love you and want you to know it!

Next, you can keep coming out to our events! Lickety Split will be having two (yes, two!!!) dance parties/fundraisers in the month of January and we highly encourage you to cum and get down with us.

Finally, you can make a donation!

No matter how small, every single penny you give goes directly toward printing our next issue, and ensuring that sex positive pansexual smut is readily available to those who simply can't envision a world without it!

$5, $10, $20...well, you heard the lady with the martini!

Nothing you're able to give is too big or small.

Go to the link on the upper right hand corner of this very blog and help give the gift of sex positive pansexual smut to the masses!

From the bottom of our hungry hearts and heaving bosoms, thank you!!!!

XXX
Lickety Split smut zine

P.S. As additional thanks, everyone who donates will have the opportunity to have their name listed on the site and possibly our underwear!

Faggity Ass Friday: Sitcoms and Soap Operas!!!


Head and Hands & The Playhouse present…
Faggity Ass Friday
SITCOMS AND SOAP OPERAS!

Come and warm yourself up with a good healthy dose of schmaltz and drama before the holigayz. Why? Because dahhhling, you're a pal and a confidant!

Dramarama Cabaret Show!
Judicious Jack
Juicy Ricardo
Eddi Licious
Pat McCrotch

DJs: Xavier T, Riotghost, Noisy Nora, Hipless Gal

Featuring: RPM (Roving Party Machine)
http://rovingpartymachine.wordpress.com/

Vendredi, Decembre 18th
The Playhouse
5656 avenue du parc
Portes 10pm
10$ suggested donation, all money goes to support the sense project

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Joint Statement for December 17th-The 7th International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers

Sex workers and allies mark 7th International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, call for an end to violence

On December 17th 2009, sex workers and their allies across Canada will mark the 7th International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. This day draws attention to acts of violence that continue to be committed against sex workers worldwide, and to the stigma and discrimination perpetuated by prohibitionist laws against sex work, which endanger our lives and work.

In light of the continuing violence faced by sex workers across the country, four groups that advocate for sex workers in Canada demand an end to criminalization and the removal of current laws around sex work that put sex workers lives in danger. “Sex workers are caught in a strange Catch-22 situation” said Chris Bruckert, President of POWER and Associate Professor at the University of Ottawa’s Department of Criminology, “While our work itself is legal, it is illegal for us to communicate about it beforehand, live off the avails of our work or run a private worksite.” Émilie Laliberté, spokesperson for Montreal’s sex worker group Stella adds, “These laws stigmatize us and force us to work in isolation, making us more vulnerable to violence.” “Sex work is not violent in and of itself,” adds Rene Ross, director of Stepping Stone in Halifax, “It is the policies that criminalize sex workers’ lives and our work that foster violence against us.”

The current legal regime around sex work in Canada has already been identified as ‘unacceptable’ by the House of Commons Subcommittee on Solicitation Laws. Jessica Yee, Board Member of Maggie’s: The Toronto’ Sex Worker’s Action Project and Executive Director of the Native Youth Sexual Health Network notes that “Even Parliament recognizes the laws aren’t working. Why then is the federal government still defending these laws in the current Charter challenge in Ontario? We insist that our government enact meaningful change to allow sex workers to work in a safe environment free of harassment and violence.”

“We also want to highlight the heightened risk of violence faced by Aboriginal sex workers,” added Yee. “This has been gruesomely apparent in the murders of sex workers in British Columbia and Alberta, and the lack of police response has been especially disturbing. The lack of culturally relevant services, in addition to the racialized stigma and shame faced by Aboriginal sex workers, increases our vulnerability to violence.”

Maggie’s, Stella, Stepping Stone and POWER demand that the federal government strike down the laws that criminalize sex workers and put us in danger. The criminalization of our work robs us of the right to security. Decriminalization of sex work gives workers more control and safety in our workplaces. This December 17th we remind the public that decriminalization saves lives.
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Maggie's (Toronto) is an organization run for and by sex workers. Our mission is to assist sex workers in our efforts to live and work with safety and dignity. We are founded on the belief that in order to improve our circumstances, sex workers must control our own lives and destinies. Contact: Jessica Yee (416) 419-6937, jyee@nativeyouthsexualhealth.com

Stella (Montreal) is a community group run by and for sex workers. Stella’s objectives are to offer to support and information to sex workers so that we may live and work in safety and security and with dignity. Stella supports the total decriminalization of all forms of sex work. Contact: Émilie Laliberté, porte parole (514) 285-1599, stelladirection@videotron.ca

POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa-Gatineau Work Educate & Resist) is a non-profit, voluntary organization run by and for sex workers. We envision a society in which sex workers are able to practice their professions free of legal and social discrimination, victimization, harassment and violence and in which sex work is valued as legitimate and fulfilling work making an important contribution to society. Contact: Chris Bruckert (819) 661-3785

Stepping Stone (Halifax) provides support to former and current sex workers and holds the philosophy that all individuals have the right to self determination. Stepping Stone believes that sex workers deserve the basic right to health and safety and are entitled to social and economic alternatives to sex work. Contact: Rene Ross, Director rene@stepping-stone.org (902) 420-0103