Thursday, December 27, 2007

Do you enjoy sex? Do you want to be on the radio?

Well, now's yer chance!

CKUT 90.3FMs sex radio show Audio Smut invites you to send us your sex-related New Years Resolutions and we'll read them on air during our upcoming show, January 2nd from 6-7pm!

How do you do this? Just send us an e-mail listing your resolutions or get fancy and send us an mp3! Use that mic on your computer, record your voice (or however you wanna do it) get your stuff into us by Monday December 31st! Please send to: a AT licketysplitzine DOT com

We'll also be discussing top news items and themes related to sex from 2007 as well as listening to a few tunes. You know, laid back and easy! Yeah. Just how I wanna roll in 2008. ;)


Audio Smut is a radio show based in Montreal that looks at sex from all angles: educational, political, cultural and kinky. Tune in the first wednesday of every month from 6-7pm on CKUT 90,3 FM. Audio Smut is one of four shows that air during the Hersay hour. To listen on-line and download past shows visit

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Weekly Video -- Wanda Sykes Detachable Pussy

Sorry for the delay -- I was on the road. I'm not usually a huge stand-up fan, but we're ending 2007 with this cuz it made me giggle.

Happy New Year!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Weekly Video -- Konichiwa Bitches!

This vid by Robyn is all-round awesome, but check 1:30 for the best shout out ever to the small-chested ladies in the house.

That's how I organize 'em too!

ps thanks again to Mike

Slow Dance Night is tomorrow!

Le Cagibi at 5490 St-Laurent Blvd (corner St. Viateur)
Friday, December 21st, 2007
9pm to 1am, $5 includes Dancecard/Corsage!
Lickety Split #5 will also be on sale as well as Lickety Split #4.
Fresh copies of LS #4 & #5 are also gonna be dropped off at Cheap Thrills Friday around noon!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Xmass tonight + Slow Dance Night this Friday!

We're going to be tabling at the Indyish Monthly Mess tonight starting at 9:00 at the downtown Ye Olde Orchard (1189 de la Montagne). Come on out, check out the crafts and have a beer with us!


We have a lending library of resident dancers for all you wall flowers! This is a queer, kid, and senior friendly event. Dress fancy and get your dancecard filled.

Le Cagibi at 5490 St-Laurent Blvd (corner St. Viateur)
Friday, December 21st, 2007
9pm to 1am, $5 includes Dancecard/Corsage!

Tomorrow night, we will be crafting dance cards and corsages to give out at the door!
A note on dance cards:

A note on corsages:

A note on our dance cards and corsages: they will include the play list, etiquette as well as condoms (which can simply be made into dental dams):


Thursday, December 13, 2007

Weekly Video -- Snoop Seduces...

Welcome to the first installation of the weekly panty-creamer!

It seems only right to start off this series with the work of a smut-peddler. You'll recall that in 2001 Snoop produced the first hardcore porn hip hop video, Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

10 Reasons to have sex over the holidays!

Are you looking forward to your holiday break? I am! But what to do with all those unoccupied hours, long stretches of time without deadlines, phone calls and priority items? Have sex, of course! Our favorite Canadian sex shop Come As You Are have recently out together a list of ten reasons to have sex over the if you needed a reason! Check 'em out here.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The magickal Stripping Magician at Just for Laughs!

Check out this video of a stripping magician at Just For Laughs, the comedy festival:
I saw her with my own eyes at the La Clique burlesque show this year. Totally awesome and fun live! Thanks to Aimee for passing this along!

Friday, December 07, 2007

Making Space for Working Women!

Join Stella and our friends and allies for a Red Umbrella March, an activity for the 5th International day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We will depart at 5pm from Frontenac Metro, Montréal. Together we will take the time to honour our sisters and brothers who have experienced violence at work and those we have loved and lost... And to say: Enough is Enough!!!
For more info and literature, please visit the Stella website.
Stella’s goals are:
• to provide support and information to sex-workers so that they may live in safety and with dignity;
• to sensitize and educate the public about sex work and the realities faced by sex workers;
• to fight discrimination against sex workers;
• to promote the decriminalisation of sex work.
Stella favours empowerment and solidarity by and amongst sex workers, since we are committed to the idea that each of us has a place in society, and human rights worth defending.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Faggity Ass Fridays: Good, queer fun in the Mile End area.

So if the village ain't quite your vibe or you don't want to sweat the cab fare back to St. Viateur, check out Faggity Ass Fridays every Friday at the Main Hall (5390 St-Laurent). Starting at 11pm, this night is a DJ dance party and art night for queer folk and their friends! There is usually a small cover charge or pay-what-you-can sitch' at the door and all that moola goes to the Head & Hands Sense Project, a totally righteous peer-based sex education program to supplement the lack of sex-ed in Quebec high schools.

About this Friday, December 7th:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snooooow!

Alright kidz, Faggity-Ass Fridays wants to celebrate hot chocolate snow days in style! So put on your velcro booties and sexy scarves and cum dance with your favorite snow bunnies: DJ Dirtyboots, Xavier and Tommy Horror.

We've got DeAnne Smith telling tall tales and a short film called Anima & Animus as as warm up.

Guest DJ: Tommy Horror!
Resident DJs: Dirty Boots and Xavier T.

Good times!

See you there! xo

Monday, December 03, 2007

Dec. 19th: Gifts, art and more at the X-MESS!

Hello darlings,
I hope that y'all are cozy and indoors with someone you're sweet on or something piping hot (a cafe au lait perhaps, or a copy of Lickety Split #5?). In any case, if you missed the Lickety Split tabling action this past weekend at the Flea Affair, come check out the latest issue at Indyish's December edition of the Monthly Mess: X-MESS! Yup, that's right: we'll be tabling next to other awesome publications and artists at the Art Mart while listening to the sweet sounds of bands like Spiral Beach, Sister Suvi and Wax Mannequin.

An extra special feature of the evening will be a holiday box waiting for your donations of cash, gifts for little kids and non-perishable food items for the youth who access services at local youth organization Head & Hands.
If you can't make this event, give a little to Head & Hands by donating on-line here or support Lickety Split and by purchasing stuff here.
Good chee and all that! Enjoy the wintery wonderland and be good and dirty in yer woolens!