Wednesday, March 24, 2010


Head & Hands and the Playhouse present:

Turn off the BayWatch; turn on the GayWatch! Speedos, one piece, two piece, no piece? Get suited up and get ready to get wet at The Playhouse on Friday, March 26th for Faggity Ass Fridays. The past few months have been long and grey, but unseasonably warm temperatures inside the Playhouse have caused mass sweating, high fevers, and veritable tidal waves of uncontrollable gyrations all winter long. Whether spring has sprung or it’s just a tease, Faggity Ass Fridays promises a much-needed hit of Vitamin D(J) with a straight-up gay-up dance party to celebrate the season.

DJs Sam, ThomCarlo and Noisy Nora will match the fresh surf with fresh beats.


(FAFs fave drag kings return!)
(a queen to the max, she brings the waves to the masses)
(ukulele duo, ready to sway you with their tunes!)

As always, money raised from this monthly event goes directly to the Sense Project, Head & Hands’ inclusive, holistic sex education program.

For more info: / / 514-481-0277.

Keep up to speedo with the Faggity Ass Blog!

Friday, March 26, 2010
The Playhouse (5656 Avenue du Parc)
$10 suggested donation; all money goes to the Sense Project

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

We're One of Lina Harper's Favrit Tings!

Our lovely friend and ally Lina Harper has a great blog going on over at It's called Kox and Kuntz, and today she posted a special profile of new Lickety Split editor, Sarah Beall!

In it, you'll find delectable tidbits on everything from Sarah's views on the sex positive vibe in Montreal to which public figure she thinks has "amazing top energy."

Check 'er out!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Thank You!

Hey Guys,

Thanks to all of you who have been supporting Lickety Split over the last few months by coming to our dance parties. Last night's Spring Break '98 party was a huge success and we're feeling cool as cucumbers about being able to cover our printing costs.

Lickety Split smut zine

P.S. For those of you who couldn't make it or simply want to relive all the 90s awesomeness, here is a classic that had me dancing like nobody's business!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

work that elastic, its looking fantastic.

"when I place my legs in a cage of spandex, i dance like hell to release the madness.
watch my feet pound holes in ply wood, watch my hips crush plates of baked goods!"
-Leslie Hall of Leslie and the Ly's.

i just read about her here a very fascinating woman!

im making this song an official request for lickety splits spring break dance party! i'll be the one dancing in tight pants. so watch out for my body rolls.
see you there!!


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Lickety Split Smut zine presents: Smut on the Dance Floor-Spring Break '98 Edition!!!!

Bust out that old neon bikini or the speedo that has been forgotten about and left in the back of your drawer because it is Spring Break!

We are so close to meeting our fundraising goal for our next issue so we need YOU to come out and support us and get your dancing groove on to some rockin' 90's tunes, because a proper spring break only really exists in the 90's.

The 20th of March is the first day of spring so I think a dance party is in order.

The dancing starts at midnight, with bands at 11 pm.

Muscle man

Le Belmont
$5-10 (100% of profits go directly into pitching tents and keeping panties wet)

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
It's going to be awesome!!!!!!

The Finer Details:
Saturday, March 20th, 2010
11 pm-3 am
Le Belmont
4483 St-Laurent (near rue Mont-Royal)

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Sunday, March 07, 2010

Beyond Human: The Sexy Robot Edition

Looks like Rhianna got those hunky robots a little too excited with her not so subtle song stylings!

Impromptu poll:

Robot Bukkake-Hotttt? Society is not ready? Yawn?

Let a girl know, ya'll.

Seriously though, do you have any thoughts about this fairly tongue and cheek approach to the money shot? Maybe Rhianna is a fan of a little squirt in the face? Should I lay off on a critique lest it lead to moral panic? Is what goes on between a horny robot and his consenting lady friend on the privacy of their own stage really my concern?

Here's the full performance for the curious:

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Fabulously Femme! Listen to the Audio Smut Femme Edition Online!

Discussing Femme identity with so many fabulous femmes last Wednesday on Audio Smut almost immediately became one of my personal highlights for 2010.

Missed the show? Fear not, young smutster, for it is available online on the Audio Smut blog!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Audio Smut Presents: Femme

Listen in to CKUT 90.3 fm onWednesday, March 3rd at 6 pm for Femme -- an entire hour of radio dedicated to discussing femme identity and what it means to a variety of self-identified femmes!!

Expect :

~ Audiocollage decadence of Femmechats

~ Interviews with Amber Dawn (With a Rough Tongue: Femmes Write Porn) and Rachel Kramer Bussel (Glamour Girls: Femme/Femme Erotica)

+++A roundtable talk live instudio with self-identified femmes and femme loverrrrs (Including yours truly!) about Femme IDs and more

- When do we feel the most femme?
- Is it radical to be femme? Is it not?
- How do we "do" femme?

Wednesday, March 3rd
6-7 pm
CKUT 90.3 fm or

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