Head & Hands and the Playhouse present: FAGGITY ASS FRIDAYS: GET SOME FUCKING SUN!!!
Turn off the BayWatch; turn on the GayWatch! Speedos, one piece, two piece, no piece? Get suited up and get ready to get wet at The Playhouse on Friday, March 26th for Faggity Ass Fridays. The past few months have been long and grey, but unseasonably warm temperatures inside the Playhouse have caused mass sweating, high fevers, and veritable tidal waves of uncontrollable gyrations all winter long. Whether spring has sprung or it’s just a tease, Faggity Ass Fridays promises a much-needed hit of Vitamin D(J) with a straight-up gay-up dance party to celebrate the season.
DJs Sam, ThomCarlo and Noisy Nora will match the fresh surf with fresh beats.
EDDI LICIOUS and PAT MCCROTCH (FAFs fave drag kings return!) CONNIE LINGUA (a queen to the max, she brings the waves to the masses) THE BEACHED BOYS (ukulele duo, ready to sway you with their tunes!)
As always, money raised from this monthly event goes directly to the Sense Project, Head & Hands’ inclusive, holistic sex education program.
For more info: www.senseproject.org / www.headandhands.ca / 514-481-0277.
Keep up to speedo with the Faggity Ass Blog! www.faggityassfridays.blogspot.com
Friday, March 26, 2010 10pm-3am The Playhouse (5656 Avenue du Parc) $10 suggested donation; all money goes to the Sense Project
Thanks to all of you who have been supporting Lickety Split over the last few months by coming to our dance parties. Last night's Spring Break '98 party was a huge success and we're feeling cool as cucumbers about being able to cover our printing costs.
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P.S. For those of you who couldn't make it or simply want to relive all the 90s awesomeness, here is a classic that had me dancing like nobody's business!
"when I place my legs in a cage of spandex, i dance like hell to release the madness. watch my feet pound holes in ply wood, watch my hips crush plates of baked goods!" -Leslie Hall of Leslie and the Ly's.
i just read about her here a very fascinating woman!
im making this song an official request for lickety splits spring break dance party! i'll be the one dancing in tight pants. so watch out for my body rolls. see you there!!
Bust out that old neon bikini or the speedo that has been forgotten about and left in the back of your drawer because it is Spring Break! OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!
We are so close to meeting our fundraising goal for our next issue so we need YOU to come out and support us and get your dancing groove on to some rockin' 90's tunes, because a proper spring break only really exists in the 90's.
The 20th of March is the first day of spring so I think a dance party is in order.
The dancing starts at midnight, with bands at 11 pm.
DJs Muscle man Cat-a-Strofik
Le Belmont $5-10 (100% of profits go directly into pitching tents and keeping panties wet)
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be awesome!!!!!!
The Finer Details: Saturday, March 20th, 2010 11 pm-3 am Le Belmont 4483 St-Laurent (near rue Mont-Royal)
Looks like Rhianna got those hunky robots a little too excited with her not so subtle song stylings!
Robot Bukkake-Hotttt? Society is not ready? Yawn?
Let a girl know, ya'll.
Seriously though, do you have any thoughts about this fairly tongue and cheek approach to the money shot? Maybe Rhianna is a fan of a little squirt in the face? Should I lay off on a critique lest it lead to moral panic? Is what goes on between a horny robot and his consenting lady friend on the privacy of their own stage really my concern?
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If you've checked out our website lately, you've probably noticed it's under construction. That's because we're working hard to merge our website and this blog to create one sweet location for all the smutty info you need to know 'bout Lickety Split.
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A note on back issues.
Just a note to say that we're sold out of issues 1-4 as they were printed in limited edition runs of 500. We may eventually reprint these issues, but in the meantime, please collect and enjoy the issues that are currently available and treasure the back issues you do have. If anyone has any back issues they want to let go of, please contact us as we would like to add them to our archives. Thanks!