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We're Nominated!

Hello Lickety Loverrrs,

Lickety Split # 8: The Work Issue is nominated for Best English zine at this year's Expozine Awards!

As contributors and supporters of Lickety Split it would be wonderful if you could join us to celebrate at the awards ceremony being held this Sunday April 3, 2011, 8 p.m. Admission is free at Divan Orange in Montreal, 4234 St-Laurent.

As you may remember, Lickety Split # 7 took home the prize for Best English zine at the Expozine Awards in 2008. And, while it was of course awesome to be chosen out of all the great zines that were nominated, it was also just wonderful to have an opportunity to get everyone together and acknowledge how much each person's contribution counted in making the zine as smutty and wicked as it can be.

More info about the nominees, etc. can be found here and the FB event is here. Please pass this information along to your friends, family, lovers and partners

Hope to see you there!

XXX
Sarah & Lickety Split Smut Zine

Elizabeth Stephens and Annie Sprinkle get dirty

Interdisciplinary artist and activist Elizabeth Stephens, and her partner, the one and only Annie Sprinkle, will be in Montreal this weekend as part of the Edgy Women Festival. Stephens and Sprinkle have spent the last seven years working on a multifaceted project entitled The Love Art Laboratory, and they will be putting on a performative talk about their experiences in the Lab. I was lucky enough to speak to these wonderfully warm and funny ladies over the phone a couple of weeks ago, the results of which are documented an article for 2b Mag that can be read here.

Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens
Adventures of The Love Art Lab
Sala Rossa
Saturday, March 19
8:30 PM

For more information about the festival, check out www.edgywomen.ca.

Does Your Lover Need One of These?

The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.

Heart pasties not included.

Via Buzzfeed

Spiderman VS. The Vibrator

Poor, Spidey. He never knew what hit him or when he was ever going to feel that way again.



Thank goodness for horny comic book geeks.

Via Boing Boing

The Pegged BF: Now With Relaxed Fit

You know, I used to think of the Gap as the fussy, conservative Aunt or Uncle of the retail world until I saw this. Of all the corporate giants to endorse pegging, I never thought they'd be the first.

Well, done, Gap. Well done.

Via The Consumerist

Punch the Clock

Got the winter blues? Does it feel like all you do is go to school/work, go home, cuddle with your cats, sleep and repeat? Tired of the grind? It helps me to flip through Lickety Splits most wankable issue yet - the work issue! It puts the wo in work

JENOCIDE: Live in Montreal!

This event is going to be awesome, y'all!

#1 Riot grrrl, electro-goddess, Jenocide, is in town and she will rock your face off!



JENOCIDE (HFX) LIVE MONTREAL at VINYL LOUNGE this January 29th
http://www.myspace.com/jenocidemusic
Featuring Performances Also By:

Taylor HOODLUM Stevenson
http://soundcloud.com/thsofficial
SHAGUN
http://www.myspace.com/sniffhop
JULIE DEP (Grlfrnz & Wizestar)
http://www.myspace.com/wzstr
http://www.myspace.com/thegrlfrnz
SASS
http://soundcloud.com/sass
JUS FRAIS
http://www.myspace.com/jusfrais
Jay Watts III will be Djing Hot Tunes
http://goldkicks.blogspot.com/
+tba

Saturday, January 29th
10 pm-3 am
Vinyl Lounge

2109 Bleury Montreal

Montreal, QC

SHOW WILL ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!

Faggity Ass Fridays: Gaywatch! Tonight!

Head & Hands and the Playhouse present: Faggity Ass Fridays: GAYWATCH Friday January 28th, 2011 from 10pm-3am ********* ...Featuring: DJ LYNNE T DON DE DIEU DJ Sam **************** PERFORMANCES: Miss Sugarpuss Nat King Pole Glam Gam Productions!!! Roller Derby Girl PILLOW FIGHT with 'guest Referee/derby Celebrity' Beater Pan-Tease! **************************** Your Host: VAL DESJARDINS In the dead of winter, what's better than a hot pool boy in cut-off jean shorts? How about a room full of them! Come escape the darkness and cold of winter with GAYWATCH, Faggity Ass Friday's first party of 2011! Cheaper than a quick vacation to Cuba, we've got a hot set lined up for y'all. With performances by Montreal's burlesque sensation Miss Sugarpuss and favourite Drag King, Nat King Pole, as well as the deliciously talented gang Glam Gam Productions, they'll be sure to put some summer sizzle into your winter blues. As always, Faggity wouldn't be the same without getting you all worked up into a sweat, so we've got a roller derby pillow fight with special guest ref and derby celebrity Beater Pan-Tease, three hot sets with local superstar DJ Lynne T, Don De Dieu, and DJ Sam, and as always, your fantastic MC for the night, Val Desjardins. So slap on some tanning oil and don't forget your sunglasses cause this is one Faggity you don't want to miss!! Friday, JANUARY 28th, 2011 10pm-3am The Playhouse (5656 Avenue du Parc) $10 suggested donation; all money goes to the Sense Project FB Event

Distroboto 10th Anniversary Gala Tonight!

Gala/ soirée bénéfice! $10.00 avec/ with:

SHALABI EFFECT
CORPUSSE
LES ABDIGRADATIONNISTES
GAMBLETRON + surprises !!!

DISTROBOTO est le nom des machines distributrices de cigarettes qui vendent depuis janvier 2001 de l'art et de la culture en forme de petits livres de tous genres, des bandes dessinées, des mini-CD-Rs de film, des mini-DVDs de musique, des objets artisanale etc., le tout à seulement 2,00$ chaque!

DISTROBOTO machines are former cigarette machines which since January 2001 sell art in the form of miniature books, crafts, comics, mini-CDs of music, mini-DVDs of film, animation and more, all for just $2.00 each!

Pour les adresses des machines DISTROBOTO et plus d'info :
For locations of DISTROBOTO machines and more info:
www.distroboto.com

	La Sala Rossa 4848 St. Laurent Montreal, QC

Today at 9:00pm - Tomorrow at 12:00am

FB event

Hawt music video by local boys Reversing Falls!

Local boys Reversing Falls have a sexy, quickie style (1min. 38sec.) music video for you to ogle. Enjoy!

Merkin Crush

What better way to start the week than by celebrating our "Maps of Tasmania"? I am now officially in love with Amanda Palmer.



My favourite line?

I say grow that shit like a jungle,
give him something strong to hold on to.

How much do I want to have a Lickety Split D.I.Y. merkin workshop and dance party? So much!!

Via Violet Blue

Gratuitous Faye Reagan Post

Photo credit: Christopher Victorio for LA Weekly

Just look here at our little lady of hipsterdom, Faye Reagan, rockin' her AA disco pants and repping all the transluscent freckle-faced arty chicks out there at the Adult Entertainment Expo.

Faye is one of the porn models who have done ad campaigns for American Apparel. (Which probably explains those hideous disco pants).

Simpsons XXX: Homer and Marge's Sex Tape

Am I really surprised that there's a Simpsons porn parody? Not really. Am I super thrilled that my fave male pornstar, James Deen, is playing disgruntled bar keep Moe Szyslak? You know it!




All stills from the shoot courtesy of Fleshbot and you can watch the movie for free here.

Well Done, Cinema L'Amour

Read a little bit about the history of Montreal's Premiere Smut Theatre Here

Lickety Split Dance Parties Are Back, Y'All!

Lickety Split smut zine & Cabaret Faux Pas present:
Dance! Too Much Booty in the Pants!

Asses are awesome. So, let's celebrate the jiggly, the perky, the firm, the bubble, the 'damn gurl you been working out, and all the big booty bitches out there in the world with a serious-ass dance party (see what I just did there).

Booty shaking tunes will be provided by:
Suzie Lovelace
Like the Wolf
Salivation Army

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

$5 pwyc

Profits go to the next issue of Licket Split!!!!

Saturday, January 22
11:00pm - 3:00am
House of Faux Pas

927 Ave Mont Royal E Apt. A

FB Event

Everyone Can Booty Bounce!

An Intimate Look At Everyday Folks' Relationship with Porn

Every once in awhile, a piece of art comes along that resonates so strongly with a feeling you have about a particular subject that you basically wish you'd made it yourself.

This for me, is one of those things.

Via Boing Boing via Wallpaper.com

More to come, but in the meantime: enjoy.

Wet Dream Alert

Destroyer - Kaputt from Merge Records on Vimeo.

One of our lovely Lickety Split contributors, Monogamie, alerted me to this video on FB. It's like all of a sudden I'm a gentle-yet-horny 14 year old boy who's a little pissed at his mom for pulling the blinds back while I'm secretly watching an American Apparel ad.

Man, parents just don't understand, do they?

Just Another Quickie Unloading On You

Seriously. This stuff is the best.

The G-Spot Has Been Located!

It does exist! I found the G-spot in Key West, although it’s clear it used to be in Beaver.

-Tristan Taormino

Via Tristan Taormino's Blog

Happy New Year from Lickety Split smut zine!

May the coming year bring you much naked frolicking.