Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Lickety Split smut zine seeks Distro and Sales Officer!!


Lickety Split smut zine is searching for an outgoing, organized and reliable volunteer to help bring us to the masses, over and over again! As our distro and sales officer, you will be responsible for assuring Lickety Split reaches our local and international audiences in a timely and professional manner, while continually keeping an eye out for new opportunities to promote the zine and its sex positive mandate. The ability to work autonomously and in collaboration with the Lickety Split team is a must and previous experience is an asset.

Primary Tasks and Responsibilities:

  • Liaise with consignment shops and wholesalers about sales and stock and check in with them periodically
  • Coordinate on-line sales (Etsy, Indyish) and update them in a timely fashion
  • Manage the subscription list
  • Organize and file invoices and receipts for mailing/distro expenses in an orderly fashion to create a clear paper trail
  • Manage mailings of stock in a timely fashion to consignment shops, wholesalers and on-line orders.
  • Coordinate volunteers to help with stocking consignment shops
  • Coordinate the distribution of one-sheets and promotional material to current and potential customers
  • Collaborate with LS on-line and PR team to promote new zines
  • Store and maintain stock in a responsible fashion

Note: this position, like other LS positions, has busy seasons and then less busy times (in between issues) as the demand for stock goes up and down.

Though this is currently an unpaid gig, refreshments, space and time will be available as well as major kudos, high fives and freebies along the way. People's knowledge of Lickety Split and its sex positive outlook is directly linked to the work of our distro and sales officer and this role is essential to fostering energy amongst the LS team, community and contributors!

For those of you who are interested in beefing up your resume, or have talent to share, please send a cover letter and your CV and get in contact with Sarah at sarah@licketysplitzine.com. What’s more, we’re happy to be approached by students who are interested in this position as an internship/Co-op opportunity.

The deadline to apply is September 30th, 5pm
. Lickety Split is an equal opportunity "employer" and members of traditionally disadvantaged groups are encouraged to apply.

Lickety Split is a pansexual smut zine dedicated to encouraging sex-positive expression and thought. The zine promotes collaborative art making and encourages diverse contributions to climb into bed with one another, because one sexual expression just does not satisfy. Lickety Split wants to help make the masses cum with smutty photography and art, essays and stories in order to fulfill the whole human being and address the complexity of sex.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Kitties Have Needs Too, You Know

"My cat was in pain. Blame the recession for my dirty deed."
-Pamela Stewart, from the article, 'Hank gets a hand job' on Nowtoronto.com

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Um...



I can't decide whether this is simply a useless invention intended to separate (no pun intended) women from their earnings $55 at a time, or really just some dude's titty fucking fantasy gone terribly awry.

Either way, I'm pretty sure this type of strangely objectifying material deserves its own category on the blog, which I am now christening dah...dah...dah...dah: The Kush Factor.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Aloe-Va-It!


Friends, I have made an excellent new lube discovery.

Often plagued by sensitive lady parts that would force me to forgo sexy-times for weeks on end, I was recently thrilled to become reacquainted with the slippery healing power of Aloe Vera--this time in relation to my impatient vagina.

Let's face it. The glycerin in most water-based lubes is essentially sugar and, if you suffer from irritation from chronic yeast infections or a highly exuberant partner sex/self love regimen, other lubes--as natural as they claim to be--can sting and burn and put a disappointing end to happy times.

The great thing about Aloe, as I've discovered, is that not only does it provide quite a bit of moisture comparable to popular brands like KY Jelly, but it also soothes dryness and irritation, making it a terrific two- in-one dealio. Just make sure you get the colour and preservative free stuff, or better yet, a bedside Aloe plant, and you'll be ready to slip and slide and heal all at once!

Final note: while this discovery has not yet been tested for efficacy in non-vag related scenarios, it soon will be, and I encourage you to check back for more thoughts on the subject. Also, while I can talk jive like a pro, I'm no medical expert and I encourage you to use your own discretion in deciding whether it's time to seek some extra help in the name of your sexual health.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Boobies! Nipples! Out of this World!!


The title of this post, while at once being what I feel is a truthful and sound statement regarding sweater kittens, is also an actual ritual exclamation that me and my best sleepover twin used recite in order to describe our 9-year-old awe at what might possibly befall us post-puberty.

After a swim at the pool, with our mothers safely out of earshot, we would do our ceremonial walk around the changeroom, making sure to stop pointedly at each of a dozen or so mirrors and, with slightly shocked looks upon our tiny faces, incant "Boobies! Nipples! Out of this world!"

Don't ask me how this started. Girlhood rituals can be mysterious things, even to their performers. What I do know, is that while there may have been a mild element of bewildered wonderment in these musings, there was also joy and appreciation for the possibilities of womanhood. A sort of tribute to the complexity that comes with having a more "developed" body, as well as a rejoicing in the mostly care-free existence of not being there yet--of being able to giggle and huddle together and to run around public spaces howling like mad women who shared a great secret.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Queer Between the Covers!


Come visit us tomorrow August 15th during this lovely event for "gay nerds and their admirers":

QTEAM PRESENTS, as part of PERVERS/CITÉ…

montreal’s second annual queer bookfair, QUEER BETWEEN THE COVERS, bringing you books, zines, and queer cultural production from across north america as well as local zinesters and artists.

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* there will be childcare available at this event.
** while the entrance to this space is wheelchair accessible, we regret that the washrooms are not.

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confirmed:

AK Press
Anchor Archive
Co-op Bookstore
Elysium Books
Glad Day Books
Lickety Split
Ste. Emilie Skillshare
South End Press
Venus Envy
Qteam Distro
& independent zinesters galore...



Saturday, August 15th
12:00-5:00 pm
1710 Beaudry, Beaudry Metro
Montreal, QC
Contact: qteam@riseup.net

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Updates, Updates

Oh, wowie, oh, zowie--how has the summer flown by so fast?! It seems like just last week we were getting ready to take this naughty little zine on an adventure to Brooklyn and now it's been more than a month since our last update. Bad, bad mistress of smut! I should be spanked. Hard.

So, along with promising never to abandon you like that ever again (!), I'd like to tickle your curiosity and stir up some of that ever-festering smutty energy by letting you know that there are some exciting developments happening here at Lickety Split.

First off, the NYC zine fest was a huge success. Not only did we have the thrilling experience of seeing new folks fondling purchased copies of the zine, but we were also able to network with some truly cool zine makers and artists and generally experience a hot, rejeuvenating injection of DIY pride. Zine culture rules!

Next, this spring, we were honoured and happy to be approached by Microcosm Publishing, and as a result, Lickety Split is available for wider-than-ever-before distribution on their website. Check out LS and other awesome zines here.

Finally, Lickety Split is looking to bring some fresh, new energy to our team in the form of event planners, bloggers and advertising gurus. Keep your eyes peeled for our formal call-outs and, if you're interested in writing for the blog, why not shoot a writing-related CV straight away to sarah@licketysplitzine.com.

What's more? Well, that's not even the half of it! Check back for pics from the NYC zine fest as well as reviews of some of the smutty and sex positive publications we picked up while there.

Keep those dirty thoughts coming and thanks for supporting Lickety Split!

XXX
Sarah

Lickety Split smut zine Seeks Event Planner Extraordinaire!


Because the one who throws the party always gets the most action...

Lickety Split smut zine is searching for a gregarious, organized and self-motivated volunteer to become our new events coordinator!

We are looking for a creative individual who is familiar with the other amazing, sex positive and queer friendly events currently happening in Montreal and who feels comfortable recruiting volunteers to help create our own. Previous experience with event planning is desired as well as the ability to work autonomously and in collaboration with the Lickety Split team.

As our party-thrower extraordinaire, you will work alongside Lickety's team of dedicated smutsters in the dreaming-up and organizing of a new monthly Lickety Split dance night. What's more, you will share in the exciting task of approaching and collaborating with existing organizations in order to foster and grow a community dedicated to sex positive expression and thought!

Though this is an unpaid gig, refreshments, space and time will be available as well as major kudos, high fives and freebies along the way. Each issue of Lickety Split relies heavily on the revenue generated by our events and your contribution as event planner is essential to our production!

For those of you who are interested in beefing up your resume, or have talent to share, please send your CV and get in contact with Sarah at sarah@licketysplitzine.com

The deadline to apply is September 1st, 5pm. Lickety Split is an equal opportunity "employer" and members of traditionally disadvantaged groups are encouraged to apply.

Lickety Split is a pansexual smut zine dedicated to encouraging sex-positive expression and thought. The zine promotes collaborative art making and encourages diverse contributions to climb into bed with one another, because one sexual expression just does not satisfy. Lickety Split wants to help make the masses cum with smutty photography and art, essays and stories in order to fulfill the whole human being and address the complexity of sex.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

NYC Zine Fest this weekend!























Hi everyone! Long time no speak, huh? Well, if you're in Brooklyn this weekend, drop by the NYC Zine fest and say hi face to face with some lovely Lickety folks. it's out first time tabling across the border! Awesome.

Sat and Sun, June 27 and 28 at the Brooklyn Lyceum.
12 - 7 both days. FREE!

The Lyceum is located at 227 4th Avenue in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Right atop the R train at Union Street. CLICK HERE FOR MAP.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Blizz Arts and Crafts Street Sale


Come join some of the lovely ladies of Lickety Split as we hawk our wares during the St-Laurent street festival! What could be better than a chance to indulge in your two favourite daytime activities--drinking and reading smut. This time without the public shame!

Obvs, there will also be some other creative and crafty goods to check out, including beautiful skirts designed by one Lara Kaluza. Also, a little birdy told me there might even be some issues of Subversions on hand for those of you who haven't already got your sticky little fingers on a copy as well as issues of the ever popular Dead Dolls zine!

Hope to see you there!

Deets:
Sunday, May 31st
Blizz Arts and Crafts Sale
1-7 pm
3956A Boul. St-Laurent

FB Event

Friday, May 29, 2009

Solo Sex! Exploring the Ways We Make Love to Ourselves


Hey there radio lovers, Audio Smut needs your help in breaking masturbation out of the closet!

Got a story about the craziest place you ever masturbated?

Or one of the following:
Once upon a time: masturbation as a kid
The guy in the bushes: Stumbling on the public figure
Are you a circle jerk?
Do you use mice?

Got a great or a cringeworthy story that you'd like to share?

We're looking for short anecdotes for traditional interviews but also for anonymous stories to be used as the basis for a radio play.

contact smut@ckut.ca

Facebook event

Audio Smut! official facebook group

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Save Montreal's Red Light District!


Ok, folks. Shit is going down right now in Montreal's red light district. As Angus developers move closer to the date of fruition on their proposed "development" of the Quartier des Spectacles, the livelihood of the area's sex workers and the existence of historic businesses on le coin are being seriously threatened.

As articulated by scholars and activitsts concerned with sex workers rights, "revitalizing" areas known for prostitution only serves to further isolate sex workers-- making them less accessible to their regular clientele and leaving them more vulnerable to violence. Furthermore, the threat to such sex positive, queer and trans friendly establishments like Cafe Cleopatre is an assault on Montreal's rich tradition of cabaret--one which, during the 1950s when sex reassignment surgery was illegal in Canada, provided a space for transsexual women to work and live as women.

Currently, there are two more public consultation meetings where you can have your say in regards to these proposed "developments."

"As indicated last night in their presentation and responses to various concerned citizens at the first public consultation meeting (organized through the Office of Public Consultation) Angus development does not care about retaining a relationship with the history of the red light district nor with merging their architecture with the surrounding remaining buildings. Angus dev. never intended for the term "cleaning up" to be attached to their efforts, as "this is a new epoch", they do not want to "re-vitalize" this sector but tear it down so that nothing remains of what it once was.

To keep this brief, I urge anyone who is concerned about cultural elitism, gentrification, sex workers rights, travesty theatre, historical architectural, expropriation etc etc. to GO to the next public consultation meetings held at The Hoilday Inn in Chinatown, 95 Viger Ouest and ask questions!" -Amy Rae Hudston

May 25, 7:00 p.m.
2-22 Sainte-Catherine - Architectural concept and urban insertion and heritage

May 26, 7:00 p.m.
Quadrilatère Saint-Laurent - Architectural concept and urban insertion and heritage

For more info on the history of cabaret in Montreal and its connection to the everyday lives of transsexual women during the 1950s and later, check out C'était du spectacle! by Viviane Namaste.

Want to learn more about sex worker's rights and the fight against gentrification and 'moral' revitalization efforts?

Deborah R. Brock- Making Work, Making Trouble: Prostitution as a Social Problem

Bound, Not Gagged

Image via Beavers Abroad on Flickr.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

TED: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm

Here's a neat TED talk I stumbled across where author Mary Roach discusses some interesting, sometimes slightly creepy and often hilarious, little-known facts/hypotheses about the orgasm.

Peep the 12 minute mark on how to stimulate a sow's clitoris and stay 'till the end to learn the world record for the farthest shooting sperm.




Forget holding your breath or any of that other nonsense. The next time you get hiccups, you''ll know what to do!

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Joy of Jelly

Check out this great little doc about fat positivity and burlesque by Joyce Nishioka.



Having boutte (bootay!) as your maiden name?! Now that's serendipity!

Thanks to Phuong L. of Joy Toyz for the tip!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Weekly(ish) Video - Sugalumps



Love, love, luuuuuuve Jermaine and Brett! Also, I'm pretty sure this should be my lover's theme song considering his penchant for flaunting the sugalumps around our house like nobody's business. Dude, it's okay to wear underwear sometimes. I won't forget about them later, I promise.

Full disclosure: I haven't actually watched the second season of Flight of the Concords yet, but apparently this clip is from the episode where Jermaine becomes a street hustler. This could indeed be problematic, however, I don't really see anything problematic about enjoying the serious dance breakdown in this vid. Jermaine has such a pro head roll going on I should be taking notes for my burlesque performances.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Feminist Porn Award Winners!


Ok, I know these were announced a little while ago, but I'm still dying to get my smutty little paws on all of these flicks!

The 2009 Good For Her Feminist Porn Award winners are:

Hottest Kink Movie
Perversions of Lesbian Lust Vol.1 | Madison Young; Madison Bound Productions

Steamiest Trans Scene
Crash Pad Series 2- Unlocked | Shine Louise Houston; Pink and White Productions

Sexiest Straight Movie
Intense Desires | Eli Cross ; Lennox Films

Hottest Mature Couple's Movie
Bill and Desiree: Love is Timeless | Tony Comstock; Comstock Films

Most Sensual Softcore & Golden Beaver Award for Canadian Content
Man of My Dreams | Mimi Balfour; Cleopatra Productions

Steamiest Educational Series
Red Hot Touch Series | New World Sex Education

Sexiest Dyke Movie
One Night Stand (Pour Une Nuit) | Emilie Jouvet; Hyst Productions

Most Deliciously Diverse Cast
Roulette | Courtney Trouble; Nofauxxx Productions

Heartthrob of the Year
Dylan Ryan | For work in Strap-on Motel, Sex Mannequin, Crash Pad Series Volume 3, Champion, Perversions of Lesbian Lust: Volume 1 and Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco.

Heartthrob of the Year

Tyler Knight | For work in Chemistry 4 and Intense Desires

Indie Porn Pioneer
Madison Young

Movie of the Year
Champion | Shine Louise Houston; Pink and White Productions

Honorable Mentions:
Voluptuous Biker Babes | Carlos Batts; Adam and Eve Pictures
Matinee | Jennifer Lyon Bell; Blue Artichoke Films
Couch Surfers: Trans Men in Action | Trannywood Pictures; Brazen Garage Squad Productions
Skateboard Kink Freak | Maria Beatty; Bleu Productions
Barcelona Sex Project | Erika Lust; Lust Films

Yeehaw! Let the feminist wanking begin!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Best Maga/Zine: #3 in the Best of Montreal Readers Poll!

Ch-ch-check it OUT!
Thanks!

Slowdance Night - Spring 2009 Edition!















With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance, Slowdance Night has all slow songs, all night long!

It's high school with a happy ending, and it's queer, senior, and couple-friendly too.

PS. Fantastic and inspired attire, while desired, is not required.

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"Relive the prom without the angst." - the Canadian Press

"In an age where physical contact is a scarce commodity, an event that brings strangers safely together is long overdue." - The Montreal Gazette

"I really like hugging people, and this is like, a five-minute hug." - Telyn Kusalik, one of our guests
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Mainline Theatre
3997 St-Laurent Blvd. (Just south of Duluth)
Friday, May 29th, 2009!
Doors at 9:30, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM
$10 admission includes your dancecard!
(Note: the dancecards are blank. We do not set you up with anyone. If however, you wish to ask someone to dance to a particular song, there will be pencils at our Signing Station. We merely list all the songs that will be played during the evening in it.)

For more info, please visit the Facebook event page or join our Facebook group, "Slowdancers of the World Unite & Dance Slow"!
http://slowdancenight.blogspot.com/

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Blow to Make Bigger

Check out these 'aww shucks-clever' promotional balloons for an exhibit on "Exploring the Pleasures of Oral Sex" at the NYC Museum of Sex. Astutely, several bloggers have already pointed out the need for balloons with female identified people on them. After all, grrrls do like the muff-diving.

Kinda makes you wanna start designing your own series of sexy genderqueer balloons, doesn't it?

Images from Fleshbot via Copyranter