Wednesday, August 22, 2007

New zine on anxiety looking for submissions!

From the Ste-Emilie Skill Share
Were putting together a zine about anxiety, accompanying depression, and dealing. We want to make a zine on anxiety that is:

Personal: We can share stories about our experiences with anxiety with the goal of softening blows and fostering support in our community.

Political: Bringing in analyses including but not limited to race, class, gender, ability that are often hard to find in resources on anxiety and depression.

Practical: Methods of how we ground ourselves and/or deal, talking about signs of anxiety attacks and how to be allies to friends with anxiety. Were looking for submissions on/about:

- Comics/stories about anxiety/depression especially personal experiences of youth, poc, migrants, indigenous peoples, queers, trans.
- Art/drawings
- Signs, symptoms and general information about anxiety and depression
-Substance use ( perscription and non) and anxiety
- Methods of dealing, including harm reduction
- The politics of mental health, the standardization of normalcy and sanity, and so on.

As well as:
-General collaboration
-Help with layout and editing
-Recommended articles, books, websites, zines on anxiety and depression
-Personal Reviews of Mental Heath services in Montreal (i.e. counselors and therapists)

Submissions can be sent to this address:
anxiety_zine (at) hotmail.com or to 4824 cazelais, montreal, quebec , h4c 1e7.
by september 15th 2007

P.S . Subhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifmissions can be made anonymous.

-- Ste-Emilie Skill Share
http://snap.mahost.org/distro/
3942 Ste. Emilie * Montreal PQ *
H4C 2A1 * Metro Place St. Henri

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Nominate folks for The Highly F*ckables list for issue #5!

It's that time of year again, peeps, time to make a big list of names of those you desire/respect/admire to be included in the next issue Lickety Split.

So, these get PUBLISHED. So you gotta really want it, you know? Like you really gotta mean this naming of names, this big-upping of loves/friends/lovers.
It's totally secret except for if you choose to post some suggestions up here. So. Let's start! Post them here (in the comments section) or send them to "a AT licketysplitzine DOT com".

I'll go first (but never cum last):
- Kate L. for kissing in
- Nutsak
- Montreal Geeks!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

lickety split oddcast no. 1



lickety split in your ears

i don't know what to say about this. some of this i do on purpose, and some of it just happens. all of it's really fun. but maybe in a spinning hollow metal apple kinda way.

you can listen to it late at night, while gluing dishes to the ceiling.

and if you don't like it, you should forward it to someone you don't like.

NOTE: side B is the better side.

download side B
download side A

too far! click above to pave your mind in truth

Lickety Split Oddcast No. 1
Featuring

Acid Mothers Temple
Aphex Twin
William Basinski
Brightblack Morning Light
Clifton Chenier
Church Universal & Triumphant, Inc.
Colleen
The Conet Project
Dan Deacon
Donovan
Earth
Exuma
“Levon & The Hawks” (i.e. The Band)
Liars
Gordon Lightfoot
Merzbow
McLusky
Ike Reiko
Archie Shepp
This Heat

next time: dancemix!

We're on tour baby!


Experimental video and audio about sex
& American launch of Lickety Split smut zine

Sunday, Aug. 26th 2007, 8-9:30pm
@ Spark Art Space, 1005 E. Fayette St. www.sparkartspace.com
$5 suggested donation

Curated by Amber Goodwyn, with work by Kathleen K-R, Lamathilde, Nicole Koschmann, Scott Stark, Anita Schoepp, Peter Miller, Elin Gustafson, Jackie Gallant and Dayna MacLeod, and more.

Presented by Lickety Split, organized with the support of Syracuse Experimental (Film & Media Workshop) and The Warehouse Gallery, in combination with the exhibition, COME ON: Desire Under The Female Gaze.

Mature audiences only.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

lickety split oddcast no. 0



Recorded music is static. It is recorded and there it is, as it is. And how it always will be.

It is completely insulated. And though we can reach at it, we will never penetrate into that terrifyingly perfect world of the song.

This is why some people are vinyl junkies: they’re addicted to the random pops. This way each time is different. This way each time is the only time.

And this is why the oddcast is so busy: it’s an attempt to lift music from the precious and perfect and wholly unattainable, and back into the familiar world of beautiful imperfect uniqueness. Mud on the ponies. Work in those sneakers.

We may all hear these sounds again, but never in the same way. And then again, because the oddcast too is a recording, it will always be the same. With electric music, there is no "live." And that perhaps is the point most easy to recognize and most difficult to articulate.

So investigate these tunes like real-world sensations: appearing suddenly, surprisingly, unexplained: unexplainable: sometimes obvious and sometimes murky but always thick and heavy with the lusty deep breathing of a thing alive. If only for a moment.

***

Lickety Split for your Ears
No. 0

download SIDE A
download SIDE B

featuring:
Aphex Twin
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Boris (sometimes with The Sun)
CPC Gangbangs
Et Sans
Lubos Fiser’s soundtrack to “Valerie and Her Week of Wonders”
Diamanda Galas
Illitch
Space Machine II
Toshiya Tsunoda

***

Lickety Split Kicks HIV in the Balls!



About a week ago, your trusty curators Amber and Kathleen joined the Montreal Anarchist Soccer crew to star in an educational video for Aids Community Care Montreal. In the spirit of plugging the current sex ed hole, ACCM is using the power of digital media to disseminate (ha!) information on HIV/AIDs in high schools across Montreal.

Despite the searing heat, twenty people showed up to play and "act". We formed two teams: the righteous white blood cells (those of us in white bandannas) and the evil yet ultimately victorious HIV virus-ers (in plaid bandannas, 'cuz plaid = bad). It was awesome, and I can tell you Amber's one fierce leukocyte!

All this to say two things:

1) The Lickety Ladies will soon be household names... or at least cafeteria names. I know what you're thinking: Finally, a way for Lickety Split to advertise to the under 18 crowd! (That was a joke, CSIS. Don't put us on your watch list.)

2) ACCM is awesome (as is soccer), and HIV/AIDS is a subject you can never know too much about. Check out what this fine organization is up to at http://www.accmontreal.org/

Toodles!

Robinson Devor's ZOO: An informal review



The cover of the Montreal Mirror was invigorating for LS's Kathleen, after having seen ZOO at the Fantasia festival.
The following is the lightly edited transcription of an instant message conversation between Kathleen and Amber about the film ZOO which they had recently watched at the Fantasia Festival in Montreal.
Amber: Kathleen?
Kathleen: Hi
Amber: So. Zoo, eh?
Kathleen: I feel a bit let down by zoo. you?
As a representative of the horse community, i mean.
kidding!
Amber: Feelings...yes. Well, I feel a bit muddled.
There were a lot of pretty sky + tree shots.
Kathleen: There were some Hallmark-esque shots of lilacs and leaping dolphins...
Amber: There were also references to a small mining town and this zoophilia community meeting at a farm after having met via the (evil?) internet.
Kathleen: Hey, we're using the evil internet! Will we end up in Washington State...?
Amber: ...what?
Oh!
Like in THE FILM!
I thought you meant The President or somethin'
I love my cats, but I don't LOVE my cats, you know.
Kathleen: One thing I found interesting was that when the zoos, as they call themselves, were talking about their love of animals, I wondered whether I might share some of their characteristics.
Amber: Interesting. Like what?

Kathleen:
There's a part of me that can identify with a complete withdrawal from human contact (which, actually, none of them were even discussing), and just living with non-human companions and falling in love.
I don't know about penetrative sex, though. But I think I can see my way around a lot of sexual/sensual interactions with non-humans.
Amber: They did talk about how they appreciated the simplicity of an animal existence being free of cultural, verbal interactions.
I think I regard my cats as my furry babies. Which is weird too, I 'spose.
Kathleen: I think I have maternal feelings towards my cats too, which is sort of tricky.
Amber: Consent: big topic!
Kathleen: Indeed. It's obviously a slippery slope, and since I just “came out” on Google IM…
Some of the questions around "simplicity" bothered me, but they bother me in the same way that many questions around consent and non-humans do, not just sexually-based issues.
Actually, one thing that I found an effective counter-point to the media's portrayal of these folks as monstrous was when they showed the vets drugging that poor stallion and castrating him. Talk about issues of sexual consent!!
Amber: Right on. That was fucked up. They picked up the stallion in question and...does this count as a spoiler?
Kathleen: If you mean did it spoil my appetite, then yes.

Amber:
All I gotta say is "pony". Highlight of the film.
Kathleen: I can imagine being in love with a cat (or an otter, etc...), but not feeling sexual desire towards that individual.
Amber: Yer referring to the animal as an individual, as I suppose they may be in the way that it is a singular being. But usually we refer to humans that way.
Kathleen: Yes, I tend to refer to animals as people.
…Although I have had what could be understood as a sexual experience one of the only times I interacted with a horse... I think a lot of girls have experienced this, am I right? Which also brings up issues of back in the day, forcing women to ride side-saddle, issues of sexual restrictions…
Amber: I think there is a difference between riding a horse, or a swing or a washing machine and getting off on it and then associating that being/object/person with sexuality. But I'm not sure it's a romantic or consensual one.
Kathleen: No, it's interesting, for me it was as if the horse was a vibrator. There was no deep connection. But for some girls, I think the riding and other activities form a part of a super emotionally charged relationship.

Amber:
I think that people definitely have deep connections to animals (myself included). On the subject of girls/women, there weren't too many in the film- none at all who were "zoo".
Kathleen: Another thing zoo ignored or glossed over was other forms of bestial intercourse, like when someone sticks their dick in an animal. I tend to have a much more negative reaction to this, even though with humans I would never argue that rape is limited to forcing a penis inside something.
Amber: Good point. The whole film estheticized the zoophilia and veered as much as possible away from anything "bestial" though you do see some interspecies lovin' in a very peripheral way.
I think that the filmmakers didn't move beyond their original intention of presenting a group's story in a non-sensationalized way. I feel the film lost momentum and had some awkward moments trying to reconcile that.
Kathleen: Yes, I feel like the director narrowed his focus to the extreme and also used a lyrical rather than a straightforward aesthetic and narration style, which is a controversial choice to make when you're diving into hitherto unexplored and taboo territory.
In terms of multiplicity, there were also some interesting choices made in terms of casting and depictions of real people and events. Some people were played by actors but you could hear their real voices, some played themselves, and some were entirely fictional. A strange layering and distancing from the original events was the result, in my opinion.
Amber: It's funny that some reviews have compared the approach of the filmmakers to that of Errol Morris who is so good a spinning a tight yarn as well as using different editing strategies to reveal the different dimensions and truths of a story. This lacked dimension.
I think the film was beautiful to look at but could have used a more rigorous structure, even though there were not many opportunities for "talking head" interviews, as many of the zoos in question didn't want to be filmed.
Kathleen: The one talking head interview that was present only added to the confusion!
Amber: Holy fuck yeah.
I was like "dead little boy", white background, man on a stool...what?!
Kathleen: I think it was supposed to add gravitas, reminding us of the price one zoo paid... for his passion!
All style and very little substance. The "pony" moment, although hilarious, added nothing.
Amber: It added to my personal glee.

What did Rick say again?
Kathleen: Rick said it was a hilarious slapstick comedy, that the dolphins made him laugh, and about the guy on the stool... I don't remember.
Oh gawd and the music! I would argue that the music really worked against the filmmaker's desire to make a non-judgmental and "objective" piece. The music was all and foreboding and relentless and sinister.
Amber: I think it was supposed to be "Glass-ian".
The music.
Kathleen: Well i kept getting scissorhands flashbacks.
Amber: Lady friend, I gotta go back to work now.

STE-EMILIE SKILLSHARE looking for collective members + volunteers!

Ste. Emilie SkillShare is a group of artists and activists, primarily
people of colour and queer people, committed to promoting artistic
expression and self-representation in our communities. We are building
and running an art studio for people to learn new skills, share their
skills, and create art in the spirit of revolution and anti-oppression
(anti-racism/sexism/classism/ homophobia/ transphobia/
ableism/sizeism/etc). The space includes a silkscreen studio, a
darkroom, a craft and sewing room, a kids' room and a 'zine
distro/library. We host open studios (Saturdays) and workshops, open
to the public, for cheap. We are located in St. Henri at 3942 St.
Emilie and on the internet at http://snap.mahost.org/distro. We regret
that St. Emilie is not wheelchair accessible. Ste. Emilie Skillshare
is a working group of Q-Pirg Concordia. qpirgconcordia.org

To find out more/to arrange an interview to be part of the collective,
email or phone us with a paragraph about why you'd like to join…………
***
BREAK OUT YER SKILLS:
STE-EMILIE SKILLSHARE looking for collective members

- Organize with other queer/people of colour in the south-west
- Training in Kind: learn silk-screening, black and white photo,
crafting and sewing skills
- Learn organizing skills and to make decisions by consensus
- Play a role in future programming
- Have unlimited access to the studios
- Have access to space to show your art/Put your zines
in our distro
- Be part of Ste-Emilie's people of colour only caucus to
arrange poc specific events (open to all people of colour
and Indigenous identified people)

Collective responsibilities include:
- Attending meetings bi-weekly
- Contributing 50$/month to pay our rent (through personal fundraising
or out of yer own pocket)
- Working one open studio shift per month
- Working on building and maintaining the space
- Participating in fundraising & promo
***
STE EMILIE SKILLSHARE IS LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HELP WITH STUDIO MAINTENANCE AND CHILDCARE

Ste. Emilie SkillShare is a group of artists and activists, primarily
people of colour and queer people, committed to promoting artistic
expression and self-representation in our communities. We are
building and running an art studio for people to learn new skills,
share their skills, and create art in the spirit of revolution and
anti-oppression (anti-racism/sexism/classism/ homophobia/ transphobia/
ableism/sizeism/etc). The space includes a silkscreen studio, a
darkroom, a craft and sewing room, a kids' room and a 'zine
distro/library. We host open studios (Saturdays) and workshops, open
to the public, for cheap. We are located in St. Henri at 3942 St.
Emilie and on the internet at http://snap.mahost.org/distro.

VOLUNTEERS OF STE-EMILIE WILL RECEIVE

• TRAINING IN KIND!! learn to silkscreen, develop photos, sew
• USE OF THE SPACE DURING OPEN STUDIOS
• PRIORITY BOOKING THE SPACE

Ste Emilie is looking for people to:

Short term:
1) help complete the building of our black and white photo darkroom
(people with experience building darkrooms!!!, or know-how in
plumbing)

2) help complete the building of our silkscreen studio (people with
knowledge of how to install and operate a power-washer, how to test
light table for proper exposure times and how to build a textiles
print table top)

3) a repair-person for our industrial sewing machine and our serger

Long term:
1) help run our open studios which will be happening on Fridays or
Saturdays from 12-6pm (it's great if you have experience in black and
white photography, silk-screening or sewing…if not it's not a problem,
we will familiarize everyone with the equipment)

DUTIES WOULD INCLUDE:


- participating in a volunteer orientation to familiarize yourself
with Ste-Emilie's mandate and history and to familiarize yourself with
the equipment
- helping people use the sewing machines, serger, silk-screening
equipment, craft equipment
- collecting donations from people who come in to make things
- helping with clean-up and ensuring that people clean up equipment
that is used and leave the space clean
- washing out and coating silk-screens for people to use
- lending out materials that are part of the zine library and helping
ensure that materials are returned to us
- collecting money for the sale of materials that are part of the zine distro

2) people with experience in providing childcare who would like lead
arts and crafts activities for kids during open studios

If you are interested in volunteering please email
mtlskillshare@gmail.com or call us at 514.933.2573 and send us a
paragraph about why you're interested in volunteering at St. Emilie.
(We especially encourage queer/people of colour to get involved.)
Please send your paragraph by Monday August 5th.

STE-EMILIE'S VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION WILL TAKE PLACE SATURDAY AUGUST
11TH FROM 1PM-6PM AT 3942 ST-EMILIE. Childcare is available upon
request (please contact us 48 hours in advance). We regret that
Ste-Emilie is not wheelchair accessible

Thursday, July 26, 2007

an introduction





hello friends, it's Neetzie here or aka giddy. Just thought i'd say hi. I 've been working on Lickety Split since it's birth back (whenever that was) as a contributor, photographer and general slave. Amber really is the master and when she says 'get naked', well then i get naked, and as you could imagine, erotica is born. I remember when the idea for LS first came about. Amber and I were working for a christian organization and we would talk about smut and art (and who we were cruise-ing) all day long, so eventually these ideas (mostly amber's), became the zine. I remember that we would sneak photocopies of our erotic art work in between organizing a food bank and doing interpretive dances to hymns for money. We felt really dirty. Then an article in the Link came out about LS with amber's name all over it and some photos of me topless and the cat was out of the bag. For some reason, our boss the priest, didn't fire us. Thank god for open minded feminists. I do imagine though that she said a prayer or two. In fact, i think fans should take a moment to thank Jesus for his influence of this fine zine.
But really, one day Amber came to the office and said to me, "Anita, I can make you famous.", and I said "How?", and she said, "Get naked." So i did and we're both still waiting for fortune.

This edition is going to be really exciting. We have a few projects that we need participation for so keep your ear to the ground and we'll get back to you for details. One hint though, it involves you being able to realize your fantasies about wearing panties and a mustache all at the same time!
xoxo friends, keep it hot and safe.

Pevers/Cite events...

Thanks to Sarah Mangle for the updates!

Dimanche 29 Julliet
Pride Parade come join the pink & black block in the parade! March with
Perverscité! Meet us at 11:30am in the park coin Delormier & Ontario.

Mardi 31 Julliet
Screening of the documentary Cruel & Unusual and a short presentation
on the pen-pal project

York Ampitheatre, 1515 Ste. Catherine ouest, Room EV 1.615 7pm

Wednesday August 1
Queer Shorts at le Cagibi 5490 St. Laurent (coin st. viateur) 5-9 pm
Films start at 6pm! Don't be late!

Jeudi 2 Août
Game of Capture the Fag meet on the corner of Mozart & Marconi 7:30pm
Rules will be explained that night!

Friday August 3
the sons of warsaw + anti-capitalist ass pirates present: a
PERVERSCITÉParty!
Zoobizarre6388 st-hubert (coin Beaubien) 11pm
featuring the sons of
warsaw, asspirate djs & special guests.

Dimanche 5 Août
Drag king workshop hosted by Heywood Wakefield (Boston) et traduit par
Johnny Cox (KingSize)

1pm to 4pm le Cagibi 5490 St. Laurent (coin st. viateur)
5$ suggested for cost of distance

Dimanche 5 Août
Le tour SexQrtionApédale!
un tour de ville queer qui va commencé au Tam-Tam du Mt-Royal
d'aprésmidi…

Monday August 6 de 6pm a 10pm
Play piercinget Pulling workshop
(franc. translated) hosted by Joanie
avec invités spéciaux a confirmer 2110 Mackay
5$ suggéré pour aiguilles et stérilisation

Mardi 7 Août de 6pm a 9pm
Questionnementsur l'identité, (eng+fran)
discussionavec Anis, Ellie et Abram
le Cagibi 5490 St. Laurent (coin st. viateur)

Wednesday August 8 de 6pm a 9pm
AIDS Dissidence a Performative Action for a Daily Reality, workshop
performance and discussion avec Vincent et Mikiki (eng+fran)
2250 pitt # 303 (coin St. Patrick)

sunday, july 29th: PERVERS/CITE INFILTRATING THE PRIDE PARADE!

SUNDAY, JULY 29TH
*AT 11:30 AM: meet
at the park on the corner of
Delormier & Ontario
*AT NOON sharp!:
we will LEAVE the park
to join the Pride Parade.
................................

As Quebec gears up for the visit of George W. Bush, Stephen Harper and
Felipe Calderon, slashes sex ed programs across the province, and encourages
middle class gay assimilation while marginalizing queer youth, Montreal's
Gay Pride will kick off.
But Pride doesn't have to mean rainbow Molson flags and complicity with the
Village's pink capitalist-led persecution of sex workers, homeless people,
and all the others of us who haven't been Queer-Eyed.
Come help reclaim the parade's roots as a political protest by marching in
the PERVERS/CITE PINK BLOC!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DRESS-CODE: PERVERSION CHIC

here are some ideas…
~Homo cops – ticketing the gaygeoisie
~Extra queerestrials - ALIENated by the pink dollar
~Anticapitalist army of lovers - cruising to recruit
~And of course, classic pink & black/ the glamourous skid look
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


The PERVERS/CITE organizing collective
opposes racism, sexism, capitalism,
transphobia, body fascism, colonialism,
classism and all other forms of
oppression and marginalization.
We aim to oppose the queer community's
total assimilation into mainstream kkkanadian culture,
as well as to foreground both a local history of queer radicalism
and social issues faced by queers today
that are consistently glossed over by the gaystream media
in favour of double-groom cakes and shopping holidays.


GET WITH IT!!!
...for more information...
-check out the pervers/cité blog (with a schedule of events) :
perverscite.blogspot.com
-to send a message to the organizing listserve : email
pinkandblack@lists.riseup.net
-to contact some folks involved/ to get a message sent out to the
organizing listserve/ to be added to the organizing listserve (called
pinkandblack) : email qteam@riseup.net

Monday, July 23, 2007

I, Smut Master.


Hello,

My name is Amber and I'm the founder/wrangler/curator/editor of this foine schmut zine and I'm damn loud and proud about it!

We are entering a new era of sexiness, based in community, unity and plurality. Lickety Split is expanding: we have a new PR team, a new print run (1000 copies this October!), fresh new ideas from seasoned and apprentice Lickety smutsters as well as a load of upcoming events which we will be sneak pre-viewing here veryvery soon! Fits in well with our issue #5 Multiples theme eh?

A note about the origins of Lickety Split smut zine:
"The first issue was printed in January 2004 but we were talkin' shit and frontin' about LS long before that! Since then it's been an annual journal, usually 80 pages in length, B/W, 5.5 by 7.5 inches with silkscreened covers designed by the arteest Sherwin Tjia. Lickety Split's name was thought up by the filthy brains belonging to the world's sexiest rock duo Holy Moly; check out their interview in issue #1. The cinematic shape of the zine was suggested by local filmmaker Mike Rollo. In all reality, Amber Goodwyn is only responsible for asking people for stuff and bossing people around."

...and if you're not familiar with the quote we love to pimp, check it out:
"If you don't like what you see out your window, the most subversive thing you can do is make your own vision. If criticizing sex is so important, then where are our role models? Who do you think is going to make erotic expression meaningful
to you if not yourself? " - Susie Bright, Full Exposure

Friday, July 20, 2007

STARTING SLOW

See left: That’s me, aka Sean P., the guy you may not know as the wizard-at-odds behind the Lickety Split site.

Even if I’m not yet an object of idolatry or ire in your universe of one, I’ll get my fifteen minutes because from now on, we’ll be seeing each other regularly. Well, really, you’ll be reading my words only occasionally. And I don’t really expect a heavy commitment but some fan/hatemail every now and again would be nice. You know, just to be sure that I’m stirring the shit—good, bad and whatever.

Some background: I’m a twenty-three year old male without a sense of humor. I hate taking walks and having picnics. Generally, I’m no fun to be around. On the other hand, the things I’m into include explicit art with a political bent, long conversations laced with criticism and getting intimate to the ear-destroying strains of Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music played at full volume.

If any of the above seems off-putting, you needn’t worry. I’m reinventing myself just for you! (To be honest, I’ll never change. I’m leading you on. It’s a thing I do. Sorry.) So look forward to breathlessly optimistic, heartburstingly beautiful bloggage of wide-eyed wonderment on a whole range of super-smart smutty stuff.

Signed,
ME

Thursday, July 19, 2007

New Comedy about Porn and Feminism!

Sarah Schenck, a feminist filmmaker from Brooklyn, has just released her first feature film, Slippery Slope. It's a comedy about feminist who gets a job directing porn flicks in order to fund her own antiporn documentary. Concept!

When I first read the blurb, I was skeptical of the direction this film seemed to be headed in. It sounded... overly simplistic. However, the ladies over at Feministing did a very interesting and in-depth interview with the director, and now I'm really keen on seeing this when it comes my way! You gotta love a film that injects a little humor into the porn industry.

Read the interview at http://feministing.com/archives/007394.html#more
Find out more about Slippery Slop at http://www.slipperyslopethemovie.com/

Thursday, July 12, 2007

New Kid on the Block!


Hey there, Lickety Split community!

I'm the new Associate Curator of this fine zine, so why don't I introduce myself?

My name's Kathleen and I'm originally from the chilly plains of Lennoxville. I'm just finishing a degree in Women's Studies at Concordia, with a double minor in Sexuality Studies and Fine Arts.

I have a few jobs, but the main one is editing and co-writing a 300-page behemoth of a sex ed training manual for 14/15 year-old peer educators. And if there's one thing making this manual in my 20s has taught me, it's that EVERYONE can use more sex ed! So expect to see a lot of updates on this topic...

Arts-wise, a lot of my work is sexually explicit. In 2005 I made a male pin-up calendar, and more recently I showed an audio piece on male masturbation and two video shorts about my childhood sexual hijinx at the Daughters of Joy soirée (now on tour!). Right now I'm working on an illustrated book about open relationships.

So that's enough of that! I hope to keep you randy with rants, reviews and other rare specimens.

Cheers,
Kathleen

PS -- I'm 12 in that photo, by the way. Better sense of style now, I hope.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Check out this condom demonstration!

In case you need a refresher for how to carefully glove your love, do check out this demo care of sexualityandu.ca.

Stay safe!
Amber

Monday, July 09, 2007

Lickety Split # 5 Call for Submissions: The Multiples Issue!

Grab onto your anal beads cuz this issue’s gonna be wide open! Open format, open relationships, body openings... you name it we want it, over and over and over again.
So send us your words, photos, art, sweaty bodies and faces and all your freaky personalities. Think big – in the multiples issue, more is more!

Content
In order to expand the definition of our magazine’s identity, Lickety Split urges you to submit your proposals for:
- Kinky and crafty limited edition artist objects (e.g. trading cards, buttons, etc)
As well as our standing invitation for:
- Models and photographers
- Essays, interviews & reviews
- Short stories

Submission Guidelines
Before you let loose with a huge torrent of porn and sex related ideas, please acquaint yourself with our guidelines and criteria at http://www.licketysplitzine.com/ (in the “Participate” section). Models and photographers: please read the photo guidelines and the technical requirements before you pitch your idea! Written work can be no shorter than 300 words but no more than 1,800; please include a pitch and cover letter with your submission.

Deadline: August 1st 2007

Send your submissions to k@licketysplitzine.com

We can’t wait to see it!

Lickety Split

Thursday, June 28, 2007

QUEER KISS IN!

Because transphobia sucks.

Hosted by Patty on the corner where she was gender-bashed.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Time: 2:30pm - 4:00pm
Location: The corner where Patty was gender-bashed: Corner of Duluth & St. Laurent

Come show all queer-bashers out there that we will not be shunned out of the streets with violence! They raise their firsts...we retaliate with our lips!
Please bring a friend or two to make out with! Does not have to necessarily be queer, queer positive is good enough!

From Patty:
"This past Monday a local queer/trans girl was physically assaulted in
broad daylight at the corner of Duluth & St. Laurent. She was
blind-sided by a punch in the nose that was hard enough to knock her
off her feet and draw blood. The only assumed reason is her
gender-variance/perceived queerness! In an effort to make herself, and
all other queer/trans folk in this city feel safe in the streets again
she is calling for a kiss-in to happen at that exact corner at that
exact time (3:00pm) on Monday, July 2nd, 2007. Queer & Queer-Positive
folks are being asked to show up with a partner (or two or three) in
tow to kiss when the clock strikes 3:15. Your support is appreciated!"

xoxo
Patty

P.S. to all you worriers...physically I'm fine, as in no stitches or
anything but emotionally it's a roller-coaster"

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Lickety Split seeks PR and Communications Volunteer: extended deadline!

Lickety Split seeks PR and Communications Volunteer
(Please distribute widely!)

Lickety Split smut zine is searching for a volunteer to help promote, publicize and evangelicize Lickety Split smut zine and events. We are looking for a creative, organized and motivated individual who is knowledgeable of public relations, innovative advertising, and graphic design. Experience with fundraising is a plus! Though this is an unpaid gig, refreshments, space and time will be available as well as major kudos, high fives and freebies along the way. For those of you who are interested in beefing up your PR/Communications resume, or have talent to share, please send your CV and get in contact with Amber or Kathleen at a@licketysplitzine.com.

The deadline to apply is July 1st, 5pm. Lickety Split is equal opportunity and members of traditionally disadvantaged groups are encouraged to apply.

Lickety Split is a pansexual smut zine dedicated to encouraging sex-positive expression and thought. The zine promotes collaborative art making and encourages diverse contributions to climb into bed with one another, because one sexual expression just does not satisfy. Lickety Split wants to help make the masses cum with smutty photography and art, essays and stories in order to fulfill the whole human being and address the complexity of sex.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Daughters of Joy! THIS THURSDAY!


sexual
perpetual emotion
machines
- Sherwin Tjia, The World is a Heartbreaker

Apologies.

There was a mistake in issue number 4 of Lickety Split. The short story 'Sunny St-Laurent' was incorrectly credited to Vincent Tinguely. We regret the error.

Thanks for your understanding!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Lickety Split smut zine seeks a Public Relations Guru!



Lickety Split smut zine is searching for a volunteer to help promote, publicize and evangelicize Lickety Split smut zine and events. We are looking for a creative, organized and motivated individual who is knowledgeable of public relations, innovative advertising, and graphic design. Experience with fundraising is a plus! Though this is an unpaid gig, refreshments, space and time will be available as well as major kudos, high fives and freebies along the way. For those of you who are interested in beefing up your PR/Communications resume, or have talent to share, please send your CV and get in contact with Amber or Kathleen at a@licketysplitzine.com.

The deadline to apply is June 11th, 5pm. Lickety Split is an equal opportunity "employer" and members of traditionally disadvantaged groups are encouraged to apply.

Lickety Split is a pansexual smut zine dedicated to encouraging sex-positive expression and thought. The zine promotes collaborative art making and encourages diverse contributions to climb into bed with one another, because one sexual expression just does not satisfy. Lickety Split wants to help make the masses cum with smutty photography and art, essays and stories in order to fulfill the whole human being and address the complexity of sex.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Daughters of Joy! Cinema Soiree- June 14th, Montreal QC



I'm so excited and honoured to present my experimental film evening as a special event at The St-Ambroise Montreal Fringe Festival! ONE-NIGHT-ONLY!

DAUGHTERS OF JOY! CINEMA SOIREE
An evening of experimental video, film and audio about sex.

Curated by: Amber Goodwyn
Co-presented by: The St-Ambroise Montreal Fringe Festival and Lickety Split smut zine with the support of Double Negative Collective
Work by: Jackie Gallant & Dayna Macleod, Elin Gustafson, Nicole Koschmann, La Mathilde, Terryll Loffler, Shana Macdonald, Peter Miller, Kathleen K-R, Anita Schoepp and Scott Stark
Magazines by: Lickety Split smut zine
When: June 14th at The Green Room (5390 St-Laurent), 7pm, Montreal, Quebec
Run time: 60 minutes
Pay-what-you-can!

Lascivious, libidinous and salacious artists cum together for an evening of sexy, experimental cinema! ‘You can watch’ as different, brave artists expose radical suggestions regarding the nature of difference and desire and the conjoining of sexuality/gender/eroticism. Cream yourself over forthright, frank depictions of the bodies’ invisible truths!

These artists ask: when you’re feeling hot, do you reach for your lover, your vibrator or your camera? Who we are or aren’t fucking isn’t as interesting how we’re doing it: with cameras, microphones and media helping us along to our bliss. Young girls experiment by video-recording newly acquired gestures and curves, straight men stare into the sun analyzing the rippling terrain of the vulva, solo-adventurers fuck themselves to dazzling heights with the camera on, while others deconstruct popular media’s groping motions with glee. The western world is a dizzy spin, saturated with sexy advertisements, Internet porn and sticky loads of technology infringing on our schedules, workplaces and private life, and when it comes to sex, you’re either with them or against them…or at the very least humping their leg.

For more info, check out:
www.myspace.com/daughtersofjoyfestival

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lickety Split will be at the Montreal Anarchist Bookfair this weekend!

OPENING EVENT OF THE 8TH MONTREAL ANARCHIST BOOKFAIR
Anarchist Cabaret!


Friday, May 18, 8 p.m.
Anarchist Cabaret: A benefit for the 8th annual Montreal Anarchist
Bookfair
Main Hall, 5390 St. Laurent
$5-7 suggested

With: Please Don't Put Charles on the Money, On Bodies, Marni and
Melissa,
Sarah Mangle, Paula Belina, Amal El Masri, Benoit Tremblay, Anartchy
Marchy

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Montreal's 8th Annual
ANARCHIST BOOKFAIR
Saturday, May 19, 2007, 10am-6pm
2515 rue Delisle
(near Lionel-Groulx metro)
MONTREAL, QUEBEC
Free! Welcome to all.

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Mainspace and 1st floor rooms are wheelchair accessible.
The bookfair is a child-friendly event. Bring your kids!
Free childcare on-site. Kids and Parents Activities.

** The largest anarchist event in North America
** Part of the month-long Festival of Anarchy

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SATURDAY: BOOKFAIR!
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This is the big day; some highlights:

* Booksellers, Distributors and Vendors: The heart of the bookfair is
the
main auditorium on May 19, 2007, which will include booksellers,
distributors, independent presses and political groups from all over
Montreal, Quebec and North America, and abroad.


* Film Festival (Room 202): A variety of feature length and short
films.

* Art Exhibits: The Bookfair is showing diverse works by artists from
Montreal and elsewhere, focusing on issues close to anarchists and
exploring themes of autonomy. The works can be found in the hallways of
the first, second and third floors and on the stage in the Main Hall.

* Introductory Workshops to Anarchism (Rooms 302 and 305)

* KIDZ PROGRAM!
A programme of activities for children and their parents
* Arts & Crafts * Sports and Games * Childcare room *

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FOLLOWED BY: SUNDAY, MAY 20th --
Day of Anarchist Presentations and Workshops

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FESTIVAL OF ANARCHY
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The Festival of Anarchy continues after the bookfair. For a complete
listing of events, consult:
http://anarchistbookfair.ca

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info@anarchistbookfair.ca
514-859-9090
http://anarchistbookfair.ca

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Cum to our dance party May 11th!



May 11th, 10 pm
Zoobizarre, 6388 St-Hubert, metro Beaubien
$5 or pay-what-you-can

This benefit dance party is for the CKUT Audio Smut radio show (www.ckut.ca)sos that we can get some archiving and promotion going on at the Montreal Anarchist Bookfair and such.

Mucho DJs will be present and representing such as Andy Williams, Backdoor and Julie D and there will be an opportunity to make on-the-spot-radio with our Sexy Q & A Radio Booth! Cum prepared or just cum.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

The Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards & 10th Anniversary party

Friday June 1, 2007
Gladstone Hotel |1214 Queen Street West | Toronto, ON
8 pm, $15

Come celebrate porn that’s hot and feminist as we salute10 years of great sex (toys) with performances, surprise guests, giveaways and, of course, feminist porn!

Hosted by Trey Anthony (‘da Kink in my Hair, 'dat girl 'sho is funny!). www.treyanthony.com

Featuring the UK’s first female porn director Anna Span (Anna’s Mates, Pound a Punnet). http://www.annaspansdiary.com/index_intro.php


Simone Valentino, star of Afrodite Superstar, the first erotic film directed by a woman of colour, designed for couples of colour. http://www.candidaroyalle.com/afro/afro.html

Shine Louise Houston
, director of “the hottest lesbian porn ever made” (Crash Pad, Superfreak, Wild Kingdom) www.pinkwhite.biz

Peggy Comstock
, of award-winning Comstock Films, creators of “documentary-porn”, featuring real people, real life, real sex (Xana and Dax, Marie and Jack, Matt and Damon). http://www.comstockfilms.com/


...and pleeenty more. Stay tuned for more info at www.goodforher.com/feministpornawards .

Monday, April 23, 2007

AN ALL QUEER BLACK PUNK LINE-UP

THE NEW BLOODS
PURPLE RHINESTONE EAGLE
ANNA DIALLO

STE EMILIE SKILLSHARE 3942 STE.EMILIE (Metro St. Henri)
Friday May 4th doors at 8pm
SUGGESTED DONATION 5$


For every of colour punk kid who couldn't connect with riot grrrl.
For every of colour punk kid who got caught being queer in bathroom stalls.
For every punk kid who got made fun of for rockin' neon pink mini
skirts, hoop earrings and hairwraps.
For every punk kid who is brown, black, mixed race, yellow, red, desi,
African, Indigenous, First Nations, Inuit, Métis, Caribbean, Latin
American, Asian, East Asian, Middle Eastern, South Asian, Aboriginal,
non-white, non-European, (e)raced, (in)visible minority.
For every of colour punk kid who got told that they were doin' some
white shit…cuz we know that tattoos, piercings, dreadlocks, mohalks
and hardcore belong to people of colour.
For every of colour X-punk kid who can't fkkn deal with going to punk
shows anymore cuz of racism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia,
Adbuster style classim/sexism.

Cuz WE WANT OUR MUSIC BACK!!! PLAY THAT PUNK RAGGAE

(this show is open to people of colour only please)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Voices of Resistance: Muslim Women on War Faith, & Sexuality

Saturday April 21st, 7pm
York Amphitheatre (EV 1.615)
Concordia University
1515 St. Catherine St. West.

Wheelchair Accessible –
Free ASL interpretation & Childcare available with
48hr advance request


With readings and discussion by contributors, Shadi
Eskandani
and Nuzhat Abbas, followed by a book
signing.

Edited by Sarah Husain, Voices of Resistance is a
groundbreaking collection that explodes current
contentions about Muslim identity, gender, war, and
citizenship. Muslims—literally, "people of the
book"—must seek knowledge wherever and however they
can. As the prophet Mohammed sat in a cave of Mount
Hira, the first command he received from the angel
Gabriel was "Iqra!—Read!" The Quran instructs that
obtaining knowledge is integral to one's spiritual
practices.

Hailing from Yemen, Iran, Palestine, Afghanistan,
Kashmir, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Malaysia,
Thailand, China, Canada, and the United States, the
contributors to Voices of Resistance also insist on a
politics and spirituality that command knowledge—but
not dusty facts fixed long ago. They demand knowledge
that is fluid, contextually engaged, and dynamic. And
in their pursuit, they are sharing wisdom of their
own. They engage in conversation concerning their
bodies and their communities and share compelling
stories: a woman mourns the death of a cousin killed
in a suicide bombing; a transsexual man remembers with
fondness the donning of the veil he no longer wears; a
woman confronts sexism and hypocrisy on a pilgrimage
to Saudi Arabia; several experience being judged on
the basis of skin color and political and religious
affiliation that is far more blatant and ubiquitous
since the September 11 attacks.

Praise for Voices of Resistance:

"A beautifully crafted testament to the courage,
reflexivity, and spirit of Muslim women's resistance
to the injustices and violence of wars from Palestine
to the U.S."
Chandra Talpade Mohanty, professor of Women's
Studies, Syracuse University, and author of Feminism
without Borders


"I loved Voices of Resistance. It was fun, it was
funny, it was profound, it was deep, it was
frightening, it was awesome, it was an opening. I
could not put it down."
Dr. Amina Wadud, professor of Islamic Studies and
author of Inside the Gender Jihad

About the Readers:

Nuzhat Abbas is a writer based in Toronto, Canada .
She was born in Zanzibar , educated in Karachi and
immigrated to Canada in 1981. On receiving Canadian
citizenship, she promptly left to work in Spain,
Turkey , and the UK , and later studied for several
years in the US. She returned to Toronto in 1999 and
since then, she has published literary non-fiction,
reviews and poetry in Fuse ,THIS magazine, CV2,
Herizons ,the Globe and Mail as well as Znak (in
Poland). At present she is working on a novel as well
as a book of essays about Zanzibar . She has taught
literature at Ryerson, OCAD and George Brown College
and currently works as an educator and consultant on
anti-oppression, human rights and equity issues.


Shadi Eskandani was born in Tehran, Iran , in 1978, a
few months before the Islamic Revolution. She spent
her formative years in Tehran until her family's
emigration to Canada in 1987. Shadi has completed a
Masters degree in social anthropology, and is pursuing
a degree in education. She works for an education
support program for youth in a marginalized community
in Toronto , and spends the rest of her time writing.
Shadi is currently working on publishing a collection
of her poetry.

This event is co-presented by QPIRG (Concordia &
McGill), the 2110 Centre for Gender Advocacy, the
Concordia Co-op Bookstore, and the Simone de Beauvoir
Institute.


For more information, or to request ASL or Childcare
(up to 48 hrs prior) for the event, contact the:
2110 Centre for Gender Advocacy
2110 Mackay (metro Guy-Concordia)
tel: 514-848-2424 ext. 7431
-- 2110 Centre for Gender Advocacy 2110 Mackay (metro Guy-Concordia) tel: 514-848-2424 ext. 7431

SUBVERSIONS LAUNCH / END OF YEAR PARTY

SUBVERSIONS LAUNCH / END OF YEAR PARTY:
Why: Come celebrate the launch of the 2007 edition of Subversions: The
Journal of Gender and Sexuality AND the Concordia Women's Studies Student
Association End of Year Party, as well as the kick off of the STUDY IN
ACTION: Undergraduate Conference.

Where: La Centrale
4296 Boulevard Saint-Laurent
http://www.lacentrale.org

When: Friday April 27th, 2007
8pm-1am

Cost: $5 (includes a copy of Subversions!)
No one turned away.

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What is Subversions?

SUBVERSIONS is the WSSA journal of gender and sexuality that publishes
literary as well as critical texts, poetry, rants, photography, artwork and
illustrations by Concordia students.

WSSA members are active representatives of Concordia University's Women's
Studies program. We support interdisciplinary scholarship and creative
endeavors that highlight social injustices pertinent to gender, class, race
and ability inequalities.

www.subversions.ca
www.myspace.com/wssa_concordia

Monday, April 09, 2007

New "Amber Goodwyn" site...

Hiya.

If you have a chance, check out the new portfolio site for Lickety Split's editor:
www.ambergoodwyn.com
Note: it is currently under construction.

Ta da!

Queer Mediations: A Bent Glance at the Archive

MCGILL UNIVERSITY CONFERENCE NOTICE

Queer Mediations: A Bent Glance at the Archive

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

10:35 AM ­ 1:30 PM

W-5 (West Wing Arts Building, McGill University)

{A mini-conference based on the work of students in COMS 490: History and
Theory of Media: Queer Media Theory (Winter 2007), Department of Art History
and Communication Studies}

10:30 AM. Brief introductory remarks

10:35 ­ 11:35 AM. Panel I: Interrogating the Archive
Mahmoud Hussein. ³Patient Zero²
Katherine Folk-Sullivan. "Shortbus: Creating Queer Spaces in Imaginary
Cities"
Claire Crighton. ³Anarchive: On the Radical Promise of Queering History²

11:40 AM ­ 12:05 PM. Panel II: queering zines, zining queers
Jess Lee + Josh Pavan + Theresa Knoppers. ³TBA²

12:05 ­ 12:15 PM. Short break

12:15 ­ 1:30 PM. Panel III: Rearticulating, Resignifying OQueer Archive¹
Ashley Foot. ³Nuqueer Reactions²
Robyn Maynard. ³Queering Capital²
Katie Earle. ³Re-Investigating Erasure: A Visual Resurrection²


Please feel free to join the audience and discussion!

drinks following (venue to be announced)


Contact: Ger Zielinski ( ger.zielinski (at) mail.mcgill.ca )

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

2nd Annual Good Vibrations Amateur Erotica Film Competition

Calling all amateur filmmakers!

Have you ever wanted to make your own erotica film; or perhaps see an erotic film you’ve directed screened at a theater in front of audience of hundreds?

Submit your film to our Amateur Erotica Film Competition and you may end up a star!

It’s easy, let us tell you how. Watch our submissions video for guidelines, rules and details!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Join us to paint your dildo!!!!



Stella, with the partnership of the cooperative Venez tels quels / Come as you are, invite sex workers, friends and allies, to paint dildos to benefit $pread magazine. The sexual toys will be displayed and sold during the Second Annual Sex Workers Art Exhibition, organised by $pread and it will take part in New York during Spring 2007.

When: Wednesday April 11 at 14h00

Where:
Stella’s office, 2065 Parthenais street suite 404

The materiel (dildos, paint,...) will be graciously provided by
Venez tels quels / Come as you are.

For more information, call at Stella:
514-285-8889

We hope to see you!!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

:::Mangos with Chili: Sweat, Sweets and Nightmares:::

:::Mangos with Chili: Sweat, Sweets and Nightmares:::
A Queer and Trans People of Colour Cabaret


THURSDAY, APRIL 5th, doors @ 8pm
Le Studio, 2109 St. Laurent Blvd
(wheelchair accessible venue)
$5 at the door, no one turned away. ALL AGES

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ASL interpretation is available upon request with 48 hours notice.
For more information about the event or to request ASL interpretation,
call 514-848-2424 ext. 7431 or email centre2110 @ gmail.com
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Mangos with Chili: the floating cabaret of QTPOC bliss, dreams, sweat,
sweets and nightmares, is coming to Montreal. On Thursday, April 5th the
multi-cultural, multi-gendered and multi-genre traveling cabaret of queer and
trans of colour (QTPOC) performance artists will be making a stop here
during their Northeast tour, where they will be joined by local QTPOC
performers and DJs. Be sure to also check out the QPOC Fleshtival on Friday April 6th
(more details below).

Using theater, spoken word, drag, dance and performance art to tell
stories of class, survival, sex, dreams, magic, colour, and trans,
femme and genderqueer identities that span Sri Lanka to Aztlan to
Morocco to the Philippines to the Caribbean to Brooklyn to migrant
small town Washington state, Mangos With Chili is a groundbreaking
performance cabaret, taking This Bridge Called My Back into the 21st
century. Inspired by similar traveling roadshows such as the Tranny
Roadshow and the Sex Workers Art Show, in 2006 sister femme vixen
writers and performance artists Maria Cristina Rangel and Leah Lakshmi
Piepzna-Samarasinha decided to start a similar tour featuring the most
brilliant queer and trans artists of colour they knew. Using their
experience creating events in Toronto, Boston, New York and the West
Coast, the first Mangos With Chili tour hit the Northeast in April
2006.

This year's Mangos with Chili will be another two weeks of
history-making performance, in celebration of their lives, stories,
survival, and the legacies they are creating for future generations of
queer and trans people of colour. The spring lineup consists of Thomas
Andre Bardwell, Kay Barrett, Ching-In Chen, Dulani, Leah Lakshmi
Piepzna-Samarasinha, Maria Cristina Rangel (aka Miss Cherry Galette),
Suhayl Ramirez, Ignacio Rivera, and Victor Tobar. The show contains
both collaborative and individual work, bringing a wide spectrum of
breathtaking queer and trans artists of color to universities,
community colleges and community art spaces.

Mangos with Chili is being co-presented by Queer McGill, the 2110
Centre for Gender Advocacy, Q-team, the South-West MTL Community Skill
Share, CKUT Radio 90.3 and the Union for Gender Empowerment.

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Fleshtival: QPOC (Queer People of Colour) porn, twister, and dance-a-thon!
FRIDAY, APRIL 6th, doors @ 10pm
Ste Emilie Skillshare, 3942 Ste. Emilie (metro St. Henri)
(NOT a wheelchair accessible venue)
Open to all who identify as indigenous, POC (people of colour),
(e)raced, aboriginal, '(in)visible minority', mixed race, non-white,
anyone who's racialized, etc.
For more information, please contact coeurdelakaur@gmail.com.
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Lickety Split #4 now available- try our new, easy order page!

Hi!

If any of you had trouble adding the new issue to your cart on-line, just a heads up that the kinks have been ironed out and it's all ready to go!

Visit our site to shop:
http://www.licketysplitzine.com/

Or go directly to the Lickety Split #4 page:
http://www.indyish.com/lickety-split-issue-4-new/

Details about the issue:
This issue of Lickety Split features interviews with living legend Annie Sprinkle, photos of the lovely Seska, Rick Trembles interview, our first man-on-man action, lots of action in general, unearthed coming-of-age diary entries and much, much more! Also, follow the simple directions in the zine and download the accompanying podcast (care of Andrew Rose) to enhance your Lickety experience.

Lickety Split is a smut zine that comes out once or twice a year. Each long-awaited issue is a handcrafted/collaborative /pansexual/sex-positive affair with sexy silk-screened covers: a total labour of love and lust.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

CONSIGNMENT

We will be refreshing our stock in and around Montreal this weekend, so check out our website for location details...

www.licketysplitzine.com

...and know that you can get it fresh off the interweb anytime by clicking the above link.

Like you were a lynx and it a fresh kill.

licks,
a

Have a gay weekend!

The Gays of our Lives
March 16th to March 25th 2007

A series of events starring Ms Vaginal Davis and professor José
Esteban Muñoz, and featuring queer videos, performances, lectures and
much more.

Check this out:

March 21th to March 25th
Gays of Our Lives Installation

La Centrale Powerhouse Gallery (4296 Blv. St. Laurent)
www.lacentrale.org

About Participants:

Vaginal Davis is an originator of the homo-core punk movement and a
gender-queer art icon. Set apart from gallery-centered art, and
Hollywood movies, and from those systems' necessities of high-polish,
low-substance production, Ms. Davis's performance,
experimental film and video practice has critiqued exclusionary
conceits from the outside. Davis has been a prolific producer of club
performance, video and Xerox-produced Zines, and other forms of
low-cost, high-impact work. Ms Davis derails collector-friendly
raciness in spectacles of femininity, queerness and blackness. She
critiques both the gallery system and the larger cultural trend that
it mirrors, with tongue-in-cheek self-exploitation and provocations of
racial and gender confusion.

José Esteban Muñoz is an American theorist in the fields of
Performance Studies, visual culture, queer theory, cultural studies,
and critical theory. His book Disidentifications: Queers of Color and
the Performance of Politics (1999) is a foundational text in queer of
color critique, and a major contribution to minority scholarship in
the field of Performance Studies. He has also co-edited Pop Out: Queer
Warhol (1996) with Jennifer Doyle and Jonathan Flatley and Everynight
Life: Culture and Dance in Latin/o America (1997) with
Celeste Fraser Delgado. Muñoz is currently the chair of the Department
of Performance Studies at New York University's Tisch School of the
Arts. He is currently completing two manuscripts, the first Feeling
Brown: Ethnicity, Affect, and Performance is forthcoming from Duke
University Press, and the second Cruising Utopia: the Performance and
Politics of Queer Futurity will be published by NYU Press.

This is a co-presentation of QPIRG McGill, Queer McGill and the Q-team
in collaboration with QPIRG Concordia, McGill Office of the Dean of
Arts, the Simone de Beauvoir Institute, articule Special Projects, La
Centrale Powerhouse Gallery, The Union
for Gender Empowerment, The Center 2110 and The Concordia Sexual
Diversity Alliance.

Quebec Public Interest Research Group at McGill University
3647 University, 3rd Floor
Montreal, Quebec, H3Z 2P8
Tel. 514-398-7432
Fax. 514-398-8976
http://ssmu.mcgill.ca/qpirg

Friday, March 16, 2007

Cum to this amazing burlesque show!




I'm helping out with this show tonight and I know it's gonna be a lot of fun!!!
Check out our Audio Smut radio interview with the organizer Jinx Jezebelle and Miny Saucy here.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

KIDS ON TV kicked off of MySpace...BOO!

On March 1, 2007 Kids on TV had their myspace account deleted with no warning or specific explanation by myspace. We suspect that, although we kept our site visually "PG-13" and played by the rules, the discussion of sexuality in our lyrics and the open embrace or radical culture was too much for myspace. We definitely ran into their limits whatever they were. They never responded to our questions either which is the experience everyone has apparently.

Myspace specifies that there be no nudity or "sexually suggestive photos". Altho nudity is pretty specific, the phrase "sexually suggestive photos" is vague enough to mean anything to anyone on the myspace staff. We demand that this phrase be removed or replaced.

We have set up a myspace profile where we encourage people to post their stories of myspace censorship as comments - especially stories where the artist suspects a political bias to the censorship. We recognize that all censorship is political. However we have a theory that recently (and in the past) myspace has been deleting accounts simply because they represent radical views, and express those views in images, video and music. This censorship will undoubtly continue and may result in the deletion of the page we created for censorship discussion. In the mean time we need to document and discuss these cases when they result from the homophobia, sexism, racism etc of myspace staff and policies. We have not found a corresponding page on myspace and the forums on censorship that we found seem pretty inactive. Others may exist that we haven't found.

Once we created the page we were surprised that everyone who responded to it with a story of censorship was a gay artist. Admittedly we are (or rather were) in touch with many gay artists via our myspace account. But this doesn't explain the repeating pattern.

Someone mailed us asking why is censorship a problem if we are all constantly spammed by commercial porn profiles - and when they appear in banner ads. The emerging cases documented on the censorship page seem to be mostly gay/sex-lib arts groups - not commercial ones. The groups that are targeted for censorship seem to be mostly non-profit, activist groups. We believe that the reason that there are so many commercial porn profiles whose accounts are not deleted is because they are paid advertisers of myspace. It seems that the way the myspace software is set up, myspace can filter and direct adult content based on the age of the profile owner receiving the content, but only for advertisements - not profiles. myspace has no designation of adult content. thus the same week Kids on TV's account was deleted we had banner ads every day advertising porn / adult dating services with "sexually suggestive photos" every time we logged into our account. which is fine by us. we just want the same courtesy

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Kids on TV pages:

www.myspace.com/kidsontvsongs2
www.myspace.com/kidsontvsongs3
www.myspace.com/kidsontvsongs4
www.kidsontv.biz

Myspace Political Censorship Page:

www.myspace.com/myspaceprofiledeletions

Articles about Kids on TV's experience:

www.gayboy.at/news/11042
www.intro.de/news/23040079
www.jetzt.sueddeutsche.de/texte/anzeigen/370095/TrkHomeMagTsr3
www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/24/24809/1.html

Toronto indie music thread:

www.stillepost.ca/boards/index.php?PHPSESSID=9b8117d5d217eca529c188e38ed76b43&topic=74445.0

Monday, March 12, 2007

Ladies, film and tunes, oh my!



Lickety Split wrangler Amber Goodwyn's band Nightwood has a video in this thang y'all, come out and see her straightened hair!

Monday, March 05, 2007

The Lickety Split # 4 Launch Party was fun, y'all!

Lil' Pip with RCG and the Dead Doll Dancers!
Lil' Pip, RCG and the Dead Dollz part 2!
Lickety Split #4 is out in the city and was birthed at the arty/messy/rockin' launch at Club Lambi. Check out this little PG rated video by livemtl's David...it features moostashs galore, music by Flames! and a coupla crotch shots. The pix are of Lil' Pip backed up by a coupla Dead Doll Dancers and you can find more launch photos over at this blog post. And if you missed out on the action, check out the new issue here!


Thanks to Trancelvania + Double Negative Collective as well as Mike, Erin, Marty, Sherwin, Giddy, Lola Gouine, Sean in the T-Dot and anyone else I'm forgetting!

Amber
xo

Friday, February 23, 2007

Launch tonight! + Pop cast

This fourth issue of Lickety Split smut zine is bursting the sides of its corset. 84 pages of hot, smart smut make this the biggest issue yet. Lickety Split is launching the fabulous fourth issue with a pimped-out party featuring music by Lil’ Pip, backed up by the Dead Doll Dancers, Flames! and Trancelvania with pornographic projections by the Double Negative Collective. Dance party apres with DJ Backdoor.

When: Friday, February 23rd, 9pm
Where: Club Lambi, 4465 St- Laurent, just below Mont-Royal
How much: $7 gets you a copy of the zine and an eyeful of the show

about Issue #4: This issue of Lickety Split features interviews with living legend Annie Sprinkle, photos of the lovely Seska, Rick Trembles interview, our first man-on-man action, lots of action in general, unearthed coming-of-age diary entries and much, much more! Also, follow the simple directions in the zine and download the accompanying podcast (care of Andrew Rose) to enhance your Lickety experience.

Podast is here

More about the podcast by Andrew Rose:
Naked in a bubble over the city with Trancelvania, Lil Pip, party plans, Flames!, Begging the Question with Love in Ruins, Annie Sprinkle, a new love song by Miracle Fortress, and tons of orgasms.

Though I'm sure Ghostface has technically rendered podcasts I have done in the past explicit, this is the first that should probably carry the explicit tag explicitly. That said, it's about time the PopCast/the Mass... presented something properly profane and holy. Pansexual sex-positive Montreal smut zine Lickety Split sets the agenda here (for the first proper collaborative crossover episode of any kind), as editor Amber Goodwyn and I discuss sex, music, the launch party for number 4 of Lickety Split (tonight, Friday the 23rd at Club Lambi!), and play some music from said accompanying party. It also features numerous contributors via Amber, her radio show, and Lickety Split, and is a pretty funny, sexy, and honest document. Ultimately, for all of-age constitutions, should you wish to join us. And why not?

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Lickety Split # 4 LAUNCH PARTY!



February 12, 2007- Nurses, nakedness and naughtiness, oh my! This fourth issue of Lickety Split smut zine is bursting the sides of its corset. 84 pages of hot, smart smut make this the biggest issue yet. Lickety Split is launching the fabulous fourth issue with a pimped-out party featuring music by Lil’ Pip, backed up by the Dead Doll Dancers, Flames! and Trancelvania with pornographic projections by the Double Negative Collective. Come on by a get a copy of the zine with the door price!

When: Friday, February 23rd, 9pm
Where: Club Lambi, 4465 St- Laurent, just below Mont-Royal
How much: $7 gets you a copy of the zine and an eyeful of the show


Tell me more about Issue #4! This issue of Lickety Split is bursting the sides of its corset! 84 pages of hot, smart smut make this the biggest issue of Lickety Split yet and features interviews with living legend Annie Sprinkle, photos of the lovely Seska, our first man-on-man action, unearthed coming-of-age diary entries and much, much more! Also, follow the simple directions in the zine and download the accompanying podcast to enhance your Lickety experience.

Lickety Split is a smut zine that comes out once a year. Each long-awaited issue is a handcrafted/collaborative /pansexual/sex-positive affair with sexy silk-screened covers: a total labour of love and lust.

For more information, please contact Amber Goodwyn:

a@licketysplitzine.com , www.licketysplitzine.com

Friday, February 09, 2007

Sexy Reading and Writing Workshop




Originally titled "Write-Your-Own Erotica Workshop", this newly named beast premiered as a V-Day McGill fundraising activity in February 2007! All proceeds from this workshop support Lickety Split zine.

Purpose: The Sexy Reading and Writing Circle is a creative space where salacious thoughts get written down and spoken out into the world! The circle embraces diversity and creates a safe space to articulate and share erotic ideas and kinky feelings through a series of games, exercises and readings.

Practice: The circle initiates self-expression and awareness by involving the group in dialogue forming exercises. The participants express themselves via guided writing exercises that help expand each individual’s sex vocabulary and to take turns listening. Everyone is encouraged to create their idea of sexy writing, explore the origin of that idea and to expand those ideas into inspired, meaningfully hot passages. The discussion of desire and sensual experiences is encouraged to tap into creative reserves. First encounters with erotica/porn/smut will also be discussed along with internalized clichés and narrative modes.

For more info: www.indyish.com

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Come to our art show!



THREADS
Multi media work by (Lickety Split editor) Amber Goodwyn and video installation by Anita Schoepp
at La Galerie Espace
4844 Boul. St-Laurent (below St. Joseph)

Show runs from January 31st to February 4th
Vernissage is February 1st from 6-9pm
La Galerie Espace opening hours: Wednesday 5-9pm, Thurs-Sun 3-9pm


Threads is a showing of new multimedia work by Amber Goodwyn and Anita Schoepp, two friends, co-workers and collaborators. Concerned with the excavation of buried parts of the individual's identity, both artists pose searching questions and offer playful ruminations with their art practices.

Amber Goodwyn's work begins with her family photographs and history and ends with work that is a reflection of interior life, personal mythology and self-fictionalization. Focusing on images of her mother, Amber has created a series of mixed-media portraits and landscapes that reinterpret her memory of growing up in the Bahamas.

It Started with a Simple Question is an immersive video installation by Anita Schoepp wherein twenty-one different people performed their answer to the question 'how would you personify your sexuality?' The installation serves to examine how we approach sexuality, whether we use to seek out sex or if it has a broader emotive influence on how we interact with ourselves, others and shared spaces.

Hope to see you there!
Amber

Monday, January 08, 2007

Deadline Reminder for film fest: January 15th!

Lickety Split smut zine presents:
Daughters of Joy! Film + Video Festival (Call for Submissions!)

Calling all artists, fallen women, playboys, rakes, trollops and strumpets! Arm yourselves with a camera and submit your lascivious, libidinous and salacious motion picture creations to Lickety Split smut zine's first ever Daughters of Joy! Film and Video Festival.

Lickety Split smut zine, Montreal's own pansexual and sex-positive smut zine, is interested in promoting film and video that chooses to be forthright and frank in their explorations of gender and sexuality. We believe it is important to showcase
artwork by different and brave artists in order to offer radical suggestions regarding the nature of difference and desire. Daughters of Joy! Film and Video Festival will be inaugurated at the launch of Lickety Split #4 in Montreal (Quebec), February 2007

We encourage everyone to explore their own unique perspective on the intersection of sexuality / gender / eroticism. Members of traditionally disadvantaged groups are encouraged to submit. We encourage submissions from transgender people. This festival is free-to-submit and non-competitive.

Submission Guidelines:
- Submissions must be DVD or VHS format.
- Accepted screening formats include 16mm, Super 8 and miniDV
- Max length 15 minutes
- Tell us about your film and yourself and anything else you think we'd like to know about
- Include your name and contact information
- Include a self-addressed, stamped envelope if you want submissions returned
- Submission deadline: January 15th, 2007.


*We will take good care of your stuff, but Daughters of Joy! Film + Video Festival cannot be held responsible for lost or damaged submissions.

Send submissions to:
Lickety Split
P.O. Box 1783. Station H
Montreal, QC
H3G 2N6

Or drop films off in person at the following locations:
Concordia University, Faubourg Tower, Room 421-9, afternoons only (St-Catherine and Guy)
Head & Hands, with Amber (5833 Sherbrooke in NDG)
Monastiraki (5478 St-Laurent, below St. Viateur)

For more information:
Contact Amber at a@licketysplitzine.com
www.licketysplitzine.com
http://www.myspace.com/daughtersofjoyfestival

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

We won!




We got best video for Thuderheist at the Indyish Holla-Day Weekend event. We barely edged out in front of our sole competitor, Safe Solvent and team who also made a booty-shaking vid.

If you want to check it out, you can tonight! The videos are getting judged one more time; from Indyish:

In other sweet news, we’ve managed to snag Maxime Giroux from NuFilms to come help judge the final videos. NuFilms is by far the largest music video production house working in Montreal. They are home to some of the best directors working in Canada right now and Maxime is pretty much at the top of their roster. This guy has done over 100 professional videos for bands like The Tragically Hip, Sam Roberts, Les Vulgaires Machins, Dumas and the list goes on. He has agreed to come out to the final showing of the winning MVMC videos on December 20th to judge and critique them. This is an amazing opportunity for anyone out there who wants to seriously improve on their filmmaking skills. This whole event is going to be like a mini film school except it’ll be a lot of fun and actually worth every penny!

What: Screening for all music videos and special guest judge.
When: Wed Dec 20 2006, 8pm.
Where: 3674 St.Laurent, Montreal. Qc. Detention Studio - Just North of Prince Arthur.
Cost: Free!!

We will post the video-baby up ourselves soon, as well as making-of pixxx.

Ambs

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Come check out our music video for Thunderheist!



So last night I participated in Indyish.com's 24hr Music Video Making Contest- I've never done one of these type of things and now no amount of eyedrops can take away my red-eyes- I look very stoned though I am just sleepy.

All the same, last night we celebrated Anita's birthday by shooting a video for Thunderheist with our sluttiest friends and Lickety Split contributers! Come to the show tonight and cross you fingers with us in hopes that we were selected by Thunderheist as their fave music video.

If you can't make it out tonight, they are screening all the videos that were made Wednesday evening. Here's the deets from Indyish's site:


In other sweet news, we’ve managed to snag Maxime Giroux from NuFilms to come help judge the final videos. NuFilms is by far the largest music video production house working in Montreal. They are home to some of the best directors working in Canada right now and Maxime is pretty much at the top of their roster. This guy has done over 100 professional videos for bands like The Tragically Hip, Sam Roberts, Les Vulgaires Machins, Dumas and the list goes on. He has agreed to come out to the final showing of the winning MVMC videos on December 20th to judge and critique them. This is an amazing opportunity for anyone out there who wants to seriously improve on their filmmaking skills. This whole event is going to be like a mini film school except it’ll be a lot of fun and actually worth every penny!

What: Screening for all music videos and special guest judge.
When: Wed Dec 20 2006, 8pm.
Where: 3674 St.Laurent, Montreal. Qc. Detention Studio - Just North of Prince Arthur.[map]
Cost: Free!!

You can always check out Indyish by clicking on them in our sidebar or their communal blog posts, also on the right...right over there>
hearts,

amber
lickety split

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Nightwood



Lickety Split zine wrangler Amber is in a band with Erin: its called Nightwood and songs are being reorded AS WE BLOG! Check out the myspace for updates on this project:

www.myspace.com/amberanderin

xo